I was going through ebay to find a copy of Luigi’s Mansion, since my friend had given me it, and I wanted to play it. I finally found a cheap copy of $10.00. I was like “AWESOME!” Since the rest were like $100 USED! I bought it and waited for it. After a few days, I got it and excitedly put the disk in and started it. It started normally, (or as normal as Luigi’s Mansion gets) But I noticed when it started it said, “You were lucky enough to get a copy of the Beta disk. I was really bummed out, because beta disks are so yesterday. I almost sold it and got a copy of the Alpha, but something stopped me. Maybe this was the only one left. So I progressed and when I went into the restroom, the time limit ran out. I knew all about the beta game over screen, but I never expected an alternative. Instead of a picture of a possessed Luigi, I got a picture of Luigi with normal eyes but the Iris in his eyes were red. Blood red. Crimson. All of a sudden he charged the … Camera man, I guess? I saw the guy starting to run, but each time the camera faced Luigi, he was closer than before. The his eyes returned to normal, after I heard a wail of agony, and Luigi screaming “NOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE! MORE TIME! PLEASE! Please…” he started to sob in despair, and I felt bad for Luigi. All those years working along side his plumber brother, I never expected this. I saw the nastiest thing that made me want to vomit all over the TV screen, but I managed to keep my vomit down. Mario’s clothes were in tatters, his blood all over his face, his eyes fixed on me. His face was raked by claws. When Luigi saw this, he grabbed his poltergust and sucked himself into it. I was shocked to see this, but I saw Prof. Egadd, your helper, appear beside the polergust, and pick it up, laughing. Then he pointed at me. I heard a evil laugh. I saw a text box appear with the words saying “Your next!” I looked at Egadd and realized in horror he was pointing at me with a green speckled face, claws similar to the claw marks on Mario’s lifeless face, and he flew at the screen and my TV shut off. I had nightmares ever since, and I woke up last night from hearing the words “YOUR NEXT!” and woke up with claw marks on my arm.
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