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minecraft…a sandbox game that I loved in dear.But sadly after that experience.
I…I well my name is john and I played my minecraft since I was a little kid. so here is my story of my experience.

day1:

I was playing in my most successful world I just started a month ago.
I made a wooden house with about 5 brewing stands on top of cobble stone. Also a nether portal and a wheat farm. But one day I was putting the finishing touches on my enchantment table shed. I was putting up a sign that said “the olde creepy shack of enchantmen” then my game crashed before I could type a T in enchantment. So I turned off my computer and turned it back on. Then I went back on minecraft and my world had been deleted. After a couple minutes trying to piece it back together like a puzzle I couldn’t figure it out so I played some left 4 dead 2.

day 2:

well I didn’t have very much to do on my computer and I wasn’t in the mood for any exercise or any mood for some derping with my friends, and Garry’s mod was full of douches and guys with inappropriate sprays. I made a new world, and I spawned in a swamp where I spawned in my last world. It looked a lot like the last world and so as any non-noob-like minecraft player would do is collect wood. After that I got coal and built a house but at night when I ran back after mining. Redstone was all over the dirt floor of my house. So I cleaned it up, then I made a bed and went to sleep and after that I saved and quit and
when to bed myself While I was sleeping I had a nightmare refracting minecraft that was way to gory to type down on this story and vary disturbing like creepers in pain and growing arms that looked like ender arms and started walking on the ender arms.

day 3:

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day 4:When I returned to my world I spawned in the nether. This was bad I wasn’t prepared and the only tools I had was stone and iron pants. Then a ghost appeared and shot a fire ball at me and died in a one hit KO. Then the game over screen said, “Looks like you are worthless to enter this world, huh?” suddenly a sharp pain shot up me; an emotional pain and I swear I could hear   the scream of the ender man and the last thing I could see before I passed out was 2 sideway rectangle purple eyes staring at me from the corner of my room.

Credit To – minecraft
Credit Link - https://minecraft.net/

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  1. Derp, I know this is crap, but can we see the deleted content? Or at least give a good reason why it was removed? Sure, its probably not worth it, but I’m really interested. Please reply.

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    • Oh, that wasn’t my doing. He really just wrote [content deleted] midway through his pasta.

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  2. If you played Minecraft as a kid, you are still a kid, and not old enough to play Left 4 Dead!

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  3. This seems to be a troll. Trolls are not welcome here. The Operator will come for you.

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  4. Oh dear lord. If you’re going to try and write a creepy story, don’t censor the creepy stuff. Don’t add, “[content deleted]” to your story, it’s lazy, doesn’t add any benefit to the reader, and certainly isn’t creepy. There’s no need for it. Not saying this would have been a good story anyway, but if you added a little bit of effort, you may have gotten a 2/10 instead of a 1/10 and a downvote.

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  5. Inappropriate sprays? What are you, 10? Why was that a necessary detail in your story. I find it odd that you throw around terms like “douche” yet don’t want to play Garry’s Mod because of “inappropriate sprays” in it. That part left a bad taste in my mouth, as did the rest of this Pasta.

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  6. This is horrible, if you are going to write a pasta about a popular topic, then at least know your subject matter. For example, Minecraft auto saves every time you pause the game. For how much you have in your wooden house, (Neither portal, four brewing stands, and enchantment table) you would have to spent at least six plus hours in game, and that is if you are lucky. I highly doubt that your protagonist did not pause the game during that time.

    If you don’t do the research into your topic, you just look stupid. I have been playing Minecraft since alpha so I know a lot about the game, I know that there is no such monster as a ghost. When you talk about how your protagonist is attacked by a ghost, you makes your whole story look bad. If you were unsure of the name of the Ghast, then use Google, fifteen seconds on Google would have make you at least seem smarter.

    You can add a whole bunch of detains to your pasta, but if they do not add context or substance to your story, then they really bring the whole pasta down. What was the point in telling us that your protagonist spawned in what appeared to be the same swamp as your old world? Why was there red stone dust on the floor of your house? Why did you feel the need to tell us that you were collecting wood? Why even tell us about your first Minecraft world in the first place, it being deleted did not really have any point in the story. You need to tie together all your points and details together in order to tell a good story.

    lastly, “Looks like you are worthless to enter this world, huh?” that makes no sense, is English not your first language, because that is the only reason for that sentence to be so bad. This really should be more then once senence “So I cleaned it up, then I made a bed and went to sleep and after that I saved and quit and
    when to bed myself While I was sleeping I had a nightmare refracting minecraft that was way to gory to type down on this story and vary disturbing like creepers in pain and growing arms that looked like ender arms and started walking on the ender arms.” I am hoping that you are a troll because I would hate to believe that this was a serious attempt at creating a pasta. I am giving you 1/10 for lazy writing, massive spelling and grammar mistakes, and a down vote for not trying.

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  7. Man, feels like it’s been a while since we’ve seen Minecraft creepypastas, and I can’t say that I’ve missed them. Protip: if you are writing a story meant to be creepy, do not leave out the creepy. Having a nightmare that is “way to gory to type down” means you probably shouldn’t have typed anything else in this story, either.

    Save the [DATA REDACTED] stuff for SCP. And The Operator.

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  8. oh i almost forgot.
    *ahem*
    kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke

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