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Minecraft Herobrine Seed

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Completely real. I started a minecraft world with the seed Herobrine, spelled exactly as you see. The jump was strange, and I saw cow where two pigs were standing, A zombie fell on me and I died, And mined clay at the spawn point.
I eventually found more, I mined it and the game glitched. I was underwater and then sand holding a fishing rod. A spider attacked me, then I was damaged by the water itself. After dying I heard a chicken die. before this I saw sand floating.

Credit To: Keegan

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  • Shogunfish

    Let’s just nip this unfortunate trend in the bid right now.

    Do not write pastas about herobrine. If you do you should just lock yourself in a closet and never see the light of day ever again, herobrine is not fucking scary at all.

    Honestly, I will give a herobrine pasta 1-star on my phone and my computer and any computer I can get my hands on without reading it… I will kill this trend before he becomes as common as slenderman!!!

    • BookWorm701

      yo dude herobrine is as scared the shit out of me when I saw him. You go hide in a closet. ill write a herobrine pasta and show you how scary he is.

      • The Operator

        It’s time for an intervention here, because you fucking need one.

        Herobrine is NOT SCARY. The developers have said that he does not exist several times.

        In fact, if you had BOTHERED to watch the original herobrine stuff, he isn’t really scary at all. He just quietly built random structures in your world without attacking you. He was a friendly ‘ghost minecrafter’.

        You know what turned him into this shitty slender-clone with the stalking and trying to kill you and all?

        YOU.

        YOU PEOPLE, WITH YOUR SHITTY CRAPPYPASTAS, DID.

        ONCE AGAIN. HEROBRINE IS NOT SCARY. EVEN HIS MOD IS KIND OF BORING.

        NOW DO ME A FAVOUR AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

        • dan

          don’t forget all the mod builders that made the herobrine mods and all.

      • The Herpiest Derp to Ever Herpy-Derp.

        -_- No, just no.

  • Poodleinacan

    @Shogunfish I’m already doing this.
    I’m thumbing down from my school, and from my home.

    … And person who this, you should cut your hands off.

  • Yossarian

    I’m with Shogunfish and Poodle. Herobrine has never been scary. If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and kill the guy who wrote the original story. Keegan, you are getting downvoted both at work and at home from me.

    Also, even if it is real, it’s just a bunch of boring glitches. Nothing is even remotely scary. This is like writing a Skyrim story and talking about how scary it is when the dragons fly backward and sometimes the NPCs get stuck in the ground.

    • http://killthekillers.tumblr.com Ahriannah

      Hey man that is not funny! You take on one of the three brothers to try and get an amulet piece and have the NPC get stuck in the ground! Three hours of work gone…that is some scary shit.

      I maybe even cried a bit!

  • ClockworkLizard

    …The hell is a Herobrine?

    • BookWorm701

      He is a myth that is supposedly Notch’s brother (this is a Minecraft story) he looks like steve, the default skin (what you look like) with glowing white eyes. most think he’s immortal. I do. He is a N.P.C character (non- player character) scary. XC

      • Usurper

        You my friend, cannot tell a good story. You completely missed the point.
        Not to mention quite a few discrepancies.

    • Anonymous

      if u dunno who herobrine is go to the nether and stay there lol (/o0o)/

    • pokemanlvr

      if u dunno who herobrine is go to the nether and stay there lol (/o0o)/

  • http://NUwebsite Lolhai

    I tried the seed myself. It just spawned me in a jungle.

  • Capitalization

    So basically, you use the seed ‘Herobrine’ and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING out of the ordinary happens.

  • shaine_h

    what is the seed?

    • http://crappypasta.com weston

      tell me the hero brine seed

  • josiah

    I don’t know what the frak
    Your guys are on about but that show gun fish
    guy is really right .all those tales bout
    Hero brine are wrong he does try to steal
    Your stuff and set traps .but the other stuff
    Is shit .HE DOESN’t COME TO YOU
    YOU COME TO HIM.watch thin man the movie
    then come back 2me

  • -_-

    Jeez guys. There’s a reason it’s on the CRAPPYPASTA website. It’s not SUPPOSED to be scary.

    • craphunter1018

      You do know what crappypasta is for, right?

      • Hamster

        I’m guessing they have no clue what crappypasta is for. Most people don’t seem to get the concept. How many times have you read a post like, “I have an idea for a funny crappypasta.”? Too many people think this site is supposed to be for funny spinoffs of creepypasta.

  • http://crappypasta.com weston

    i need to know what the hero brine seed is so some buddy tell me.

    • abandonedqwerty

      “I started a minecraft world with the seed Herobrine, spelled exactly as you see.”
      It was literally RIGHT there in the pasta. The level of stupid is terminally high. The pasta is stupid, at least 5 of the comments so far have been stupid, and I think I might have even lost brain cells from visitng this page.

  • Herobrine freaking sucks

    Dear lord. I have not found anything thats as good as on here. Every website that has Herobrine says that hes a freaking zombie ghost freaking ninja stalker. Hes really not that flipping scary. A guy. With white eyes. Whoop dee doo.

  • Niviera

    I died and mined clay IN HELL.

  • Urmagod

    Wtf? its herobrine but he maybe live at that seed,, O_o
    He was too at the seed EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i think?
    I spawned there at a lava pit there where 100 creepers 151 spiders 1414 zombies and 5855 skeletons Plus 1 herobrine and hes trap was a house made of TNT so yeah the whole landscape was from TNT at my second day

    • Hamster

      Reading your post I doubt you could count to 5855. I’m not even sure you could have counted the 100 creepers.

    • http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/240/6/d/crappypasta_bingo_2_0__by_gmyumil-d6k3pzo.png The Operator

      Just tested it, and….
      …YOU’VE GOT THAT WRONG!
      I spawned on a normal hill area, with nothing out of the ordinary whatsoever.
      Therefore, this post is clearly…
      a lie!

    • anonomous

      you didn’t count all those

  • PanthEd

    Best quote from this story:

    “After dying I heard a chicken die. before this I saw sand floating.”

    Although this was funny too:

    “Completely real. I started a minecraft world with the seed Herobrine, spelled exactly as you see. The jump was strange, and I saw cow where two pigs were standing, A zombie fell on me and I died, And mined clay at the spawn point.
    I eventually found more, I mined it and the game glitched. I was underwater and then sand holding a fishing rod. A spider attacked me, then I was damaged by the water itself. After dying I heard a chicken die. before this I saw sand floating.”

    Oh wait…did I say funny….I meant shockingly awful.

  • someone

    in the seed : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    there is some lava near the spawn on the ground
    try it ! its creepy :D

  • What?

    What?! Herobrine ain’t real, because Notch removed Herobrine himself. So what the heck is the point of the mods as well?! XD seriously? :/

    • Lexie Lee

      he’s still on x box they haven’t removed him yet

      • Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom

        I can picture you sitting in a darkened room shaking your head rapidly, side to side whilst regurgitating people’s opinions as though they’re facts. Would you like me to call a doctor?

  • http://lolz bubi

    i love you all

    • Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom

      I hate you. Fuck off.

  • http://lolz bubi

    minecraft is awesome i play this like 4 years

    • http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/240/6/d/crappypasta_bingo_2_0__by_gmyumil-d6k3pzo.png The Operator

      Minecraft hasn’t even been around for four years.

  • bravo104

    Anyone else notice that HEROBRINE ISN’T EVEN IN THE FUCKING STORY?

  • Ozzythekid RS

    I don’t really like it needs to be a little more scary

  • Michael Ottaka

    BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

    • Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom

      LOLZZZZZ SO FUNI WISH I HAD YOUR BRAINZES

      Dick.

  • http://minecraft.com lozmet

    WHY I’VE SEEN HEROBRINE AND I PLAY LIKE HIM LOLOLOL

  • http://don'taskquestions.com/it-might-not-end-well/or-it-could-be-amazing-/but/it/will/probably/just/be/an/lame/empty/searchpage/now-with-cookies(tomakeyoufellbetter) Aelius Cato

    Alright let’s get some things straight here.

    First of all, Herobrine as stated before has NEVER EXISTED IN ANY WAY IN THE GAME EVER! I took the five minutes to Google the wikipedia article and the official website and both state that Herobrine has never existed in the game at any stage.

    Now that that’s out of the way let us address your title. “Minecraft Herobrine Seed” what ever could be wrong with this title? Oh right, you didn’t even include Herobrine in your goddamn story! At least the others included him,all you did was discribe how you died in stupid ways.

    Lastly,thank you to everyone who donwvoted this abomination one or more. However I find it disturbing that this has more than one star,let alone five.

    Keegan,you have committed a most vile sin against good story writing,do not dare so much as look upon a keyboard again. -1000000000000/10

  • http://chairhiro.tumblr.com/tagged/crappypasta%20bingo The Operator

    I just made a minecraft map using the seed Herobrine.

    Guess what happened that was out of the ordinary?

    NOTHING!

    HEROBRINE. ISN’T. SCARY.

  • http://yahoo.com Enemystalker

    This ain’t pie. Pasta in exilence.