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November 23, 2012 at 6:45 pm
Let’s just nip this unfortunate trend in the bid right now.
Do not write pastas about herobrine. If you do you should just lock yourself in a closet and never see the light of day ever again, herobrine is not fucking scary at all.
Honestly, I will give a herobrine pasta 1-star on my phone and my computer and any computer I can get my hands on without reading it… I will kill this trend before he becomes as common as slenderman!!!
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February 23, 2013 at 1:13 am
yo dude herobrine is as scared the shit out of me when I saw him. You go hide in a closet. ill write a herobrine pasta and show you how scary he is.
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February 23, 2013 at 9:26 pm
It’s time for an intervention here, because you fucking need one.
Herobrine is NOT SCARY. The developers have said that he does not exist several times.
In fact, if you had BOTHERED to watch the original herobrine stuff, he isn’t really scary at all. He just quietly built random structures in your world without attacking you. He was a friendly ‘ghost minecrafter’.
You know what turned him into this shitty slender-clone with the stalking and trying to kill you and all?
YOU.
YOU PEOPLE, WITH YOUR SHITTY CRAPPYPASTAS, DID.
ONCE AGAIN. HEROBRINE IS NOT SCARY. EVEN HIS MOD IS KIND OF BORING.
NOW DO ME A FAVOUR AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
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November 23, 2012 at 7:09 pm
@Shogunfish I’m already doing this.
I’m thumbing down from my school, and from my home.
… And person who this, you should cut your hands off.
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November 24, 2012 at 6:10 am
I’m with Shogunfish and Poodle. Herobrine has never been scary. If I had a time machine, I would go back in time and kill the guy who wrote the original story. Keegan, you are getting downvoted both at work and at home from me.
Also, even if it is real, it’s just a bunch of boring glitches. Nothing is even remotely scary. This is like writing a Skyrim story and talking about how scary it is when the dragons fly backward and sometimes the NPCs get stuck in the ground.
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November 26, 2012 at 5:05 am
…The hell is a Herobrine?
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February 23, 2013 at 1:16 am
He is a myth that is supposedly Notch’s brother (this is a Minecraft story) he looks like steve, the default skin (what you look like) with glowing white eyes. most think he’s immortal. I do. He is a N.P.C character (non- player character) scary. XC
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March 23, 2013 at 10:00 am
You my friend, cannot tell a good story. You completely missed the point.
Not to mention quite a few discrepancies.
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January 31, 2013 at 8:41 pm
I tried the seed myself. It just spawned me in a jungle.
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February 22, 2013 at 3:21 pm
So basically, you use the seed ‘Herobrine’ and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING out of the ordinary happens.
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March 6, 2013 at 4:18 am
what is the seed?
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May 10, 2013 at 7:01 pm
tell me the hero brine seed
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April 23, 2013 at 1:39 pm
I don’t know what the frak
Your guys are on about but that show gun fish
guy is really right .all those tales bout
Hero brine are wrong he does try to steal
Your stuff and set traps .but the other stuff
Is shit .HE DOESN’t COME TO YOU
YOU COME TO HIM.watch thin man the movie
then come back 2me
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May 3, 2013 at 8:31 pm
Jeez guys. There’s a reason it’s on the CRAPPYPASTA website. It’s not SUPPOSED to be scary.
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May 10, 2013 at 6:43 pm
i need to know what the hero brine seed is so some buddy tell me.
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May 26, 2013 at 7:01 am
Dear lord. I have not found anything thats as good as on here. Every website that has Herobrine says that hes a freaking zombie ghost freaking ninja stalker. Hes really not that flipping scary. A guy. With white eyes. Whoop dee doo.
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May 27, 2013 at 7:06 pm
I died and mined clay IN HELL.
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May 31, 2013 at 7:11 am
Wtf? its herobrine but he maybe live at that seed,, O_o
He was too at the seed EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i think?
I spawned there at a lava pit there where 100 creepers 151 spiders 1414 zombies and 5855 skeletons Plus 1 herobrine and hes trap was a house made of TNT so yeah the whole landscape was from TNT at my second day
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June 5, 2013 at 10:59 am
Best quote from this story:
“After dying I heard a chicken die. before this I saw sand floating.”
Although this was funny too:
“Completely real. I started a minecraft world with the seed Herobrine, spelled exactly as you see. The jump was strange, and I saw cow where two pigs were standing, A zombie fell on me and I died, And mined clay at the spawn point.
I eventually found more, I mined it and the game glitched. I was underwater and then sand holding a fishing rod. A spider attacked me, then I was damaged by the water itself. After dying I heard a chicken die. before this I saw sand floating.”
Oh wait…did I say funny….I meant shockingly awful.
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