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The moaning man

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The moaning man:
Here his story, nick aka the moaning man he was a happy guy. Has a wife has two kids. His life was a framer in Tennessee. His 36. Now lets being with the story. Nick was ridding his truck thorw the woods with his friend Alex nats. Every Friday him and his friend go drinks in the woods. Alex said In funny way what if you killed you family. Nick knew he was druck so he said I would have to be crazy. Alex Laughs. Nick said I need to go home Alex. Alex said ok I’m um I forgot. Nick drop Alex home. Nick went to his home. Lilly his teenager came and said dad Ricky hurting me. Ricky comes running with a Salt lick saying I’m going to hurt you. Nick said go to your room. Ricky said fine. Oh I forgot Ricky is his 10 year old. Nick said were you mother Lilly. Lilly said with the horse. Nick walked past the cows and crops. Nick found lura his wife. Lura cryed. Nick said what’s wrong? Lura said this is going to be heard for you to hear. Nick said what wrong. Lura said your brother um he died. Nicks face with all White. Lura gave nick a hug. Nick said did you tell the kids? No said lura in a sad Voice. How did he die said nick. Lura said well he went hunting with his friends and a snake bit him he die befor he got to the Hospital…. The next day nick with to the bar. Lura said were are you going you Have it eat your Breakfast. Nick looked at her and walked a way. Lilly said ill be back. Lilly was following nick. Nick went in the bar. Lilly said I’m not old Enough to go in there. Nick got a shot one to many shots. He came out drunk. Lilly did not know so she walked up to nick and said dad what’s wrong. Nick made a mad face. Then he said who are you and why you follow me. Nick had a buttle of beer and said dont kill my famliy then he hit Lilly in the head. Nick just Realize what he had done. So he put her on the back of his truck. Nick drow of to the woods and Barry her. He came home moaning. Lura said were is Lilly? Nick said I killed her. Lura screamed, then she ran away nick ran after her. He Whispered it going to be ok don’t worry. Lura tryed to Escape but nick was to strong. Nick got out his pocket knife cut her skin off. Ricky was Watching the whole thing nick said come here son. Ricky ran off. Nick griped him and cut his skin of to. Alex lived next two him so he went to there place. Alex open the door. Alex saw nick Sewing the skin on his face. Alex ran home to called the cops. The cops went to nick house. There was nothing there.
Credit To – Traci
Credit Link – Facebook

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11 Comments

  1. Huh. Apparently this story was written by Facebook. That explains a lot.

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  2. The most illogical thing here is, from what I could decipher, a big sis running from her little bro. Big sisters know how to deal with meddlesome brothers, and a lot of little sisters don’t take crap from older ones, either.

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  3. Its true guys i was their…

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  4. Accualy was Dolan.

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  5. I started moaning from sentence one. By the time I finished this pasta I was pouring a warm bath and reaching for a razor blade.

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  6. I don’t get it, are people just too lazy to proofread their own texts, don’t they care? Are they trolling us?

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  7. I don’t know how you guys finished it. The complete disregard for punctuation and indentation made me give up and slap it with two stars and a thumbs down.

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  8. The author is apparently giving 1 star to everything negative in the comments on a criticism website. If you can’t take criticism on your sucky story, then fuck off.

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  9. I was going to give this a comprehensive review. I got as far as “ridding”.

    1/10 and a downvote.

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  10. Reading this is driving me to drink a “buttle of beer” also.

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  11. What the hell is this? For the last 50 pastas, the writing has been truly horrid. It’s like every troll in the world got together and said “Hey, it’s Christmas! Let’s ruin the admin’s by submitting 1000 shit pastas!”

    Seriously. If there are any more of these, I’m throwing up.

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