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My best friend

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i moved to a new house and someone died!!! his name was kaleb. i was 10 and playing in the basement alone when an apportion appeared beside me and played with me. he said his name was kaleb and his mom drowned him in the bath tub when he was 8… we became friends for some odd reasone and oneday he told me to kill my parents… of course being ten i did well the slept. i used an old rusty kitchen knife. soon after i was put in an asylum and during a riot i managed to escape..! i know live in the woods with kaleb and feed of anyone who steps foot in my part of the woods!!! stay out unless you want to be eatin alive! im warning you…

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  1. At first the way you spelled apparition I thought you were trying to say abortion… Nasty mental image that conjured up

    Why should I be scared of an idiot ten year old out in the woods. I happen to know for a fact I could take a ten year old in a fight so I am not too worried.

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  2. I moved to a new house
    AND THEN A PERSON DIED OUT OF NOWHERE

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  3. Sooo…your best friend is a rotting corpse? Awkwaaaard…

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  4. I think that if you are in the woods, you can’t use a computer now can you?

    ~Larry the Awkward Llama

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  5. DEFAQU did I read!

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  6. Three words. Redneck Family Reunion

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  7. You were playing alone in the basement when an abortion appeared beside you.

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  8. Oh no not a ten year old… What could I ever do to defend myself, besides maybe completely own ‘em

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  9. so you just moved house and someone died? who? it clearly wasn’t Caleb, because he was already a ghost.
    why did Caleb’s mum drown him? for no reason?
    why would you kill your parents because “the kid ghost told you to”? 10 year old aren’t that stupid.
    why did the riot start?
    why warn people away if you want to kill them?
    why would anyone be scared of a 10 year old kid?

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  10. This was just…. WHY?!?!? My eyes burn now.

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