Do you ever wonder if monsters or demons or any type of scary thing is scared of anything? Yes, they do get scared of 1 thing. I am that thing. I am just a normal 13 year old girl to people I like and won’t harm. To people I don’t like though, I am your worst nightmare. I am everything you are scared of. You have no reason to be scared of me though, that is, if I like you. If there is one thing about you that I don’t like, I do not like you. This is a bad thing. You want me to like you. Terrible things happen if I don’t like you. Have you ever woken up for no reason around 2-3:00 am? 80% of the time it is because somebody is watching you. Bet you didn’t know that! Well, the person watching you could be your neighbor, God it could even be a murderer. You should hope it is a murderer. If it turns out that the person – no, thing, watching you is me, you are in for a very big surprise. I don’t waste my time watching any random person though, you have to be special. Locking your windows and doors won’t help you at all. This will only anger me. Chances are you have seen me before, I have light blonde hair, pale skin, perfect figure, and a beautiful face. I attract anyone like a moth to the flame. I might be pretty, but the thing that makes me stand out from any random face, is my big, attractive, grasping, deep blue eyes. You should be starting to remember me now. I am the one you saw downtown, at the store, anywhere really. Do you remember me now? You will at some point. Don’t scream if you see me in the reflection of your TV or when you pass by a mirror. Don’t fight me off. I am not saying you shouldn’t be scared, you should definitely be scared. I don’t kill, I haunt and torture. I scare. You may forget about all of this, but you might want to remember this: NEVER look me in the eye. See you soon, sweet dreams…
Credit To – XxbrooddemurexX
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December 29, 2012 at 6:03 am
This is just painful. You can’t decide if you want to be scary or sexy, and you fail at both. The fact that you are narrating as a 13-year-old and trying to be sexy, even going so far as to say you have a perfect figure (Really? At thirteen?), is repulsive. Furthermore, you give no real concrete reason as to how you choose the people you don’t like. That isn’t mysterious or creepy, it’s lazy. And just saying the terrible thing you do is scare doesn’t automatically make it scary!
December 29, 2012 at 6:17 am
Is it bad I read this to the tune of Pretty Girl Rock?
December 29, 2012 at 8:59 am
80% of the time? That sounds like a real statistic that you didn’t make up out of your ass
I’ve been wondering what the real percentage was, thanks XxbrooddemurexX!
btw, the X’s on each side of your username make you appear just so much cooler than you normally are, I am just in awe of your inexplicable coolness and Internet-savvy.
January 3, 2013 at 10:14 am
ZOMG ur so scarayy! i hpe inever met u u evn scar deemenz!?
No, but seriously, you just sound like some horny chick who’s failing at the sadist act ^_^
January 7, 2013 at 2:30 am
I wouldn’t even read this to my worst enemy.
January 11, 2013 at 6:05 pm
Dude.
No.
CREEPYPASTA. Not DatingDitali
January 20, 2013 at 6:20 pm
Well…Thank you for making me laugh!
January 21, 2013 at 5:12 am
Someone stole my name.
January 24, 2013 at 7:05 pm
A thirteen year old trying to be sexy is a scary thought. This is creepy, just not for the way the author was going for.
January 27, 2013 at 4:06 am
that. was. horrible. enough said
February 7, 2013 at 1:15 am
This was really poor. I don’t think the idea was salvageable. The author should scrapped it and restarted from square one. The main problem is it’s main character. It says its hot shit but it has no proof or for that matter any likeability
February 7, 2013 at 4:05 am
*Ahem* Tropers, what we have here is a clear case of Informed Attribute.
ALSO THIS IS NOT YOUR LIVEJOURNAL AND IT ISN’T OMEGLE EITHER. GO HOME.
March 25, 2013 at 1:59 am
You are one sick, evil little person. What you did was like walking up to a drug addict enjoying a nice bit of cocaine they just got with the money they stole off an old lady, and dropping some meth right in front of them, knowing they’re going to take it as well. If my computer explodes from having too many tabs open, I’m coming after you!
February 18, 2013 at 10:24 pm
I never met a thirteen-year-old who had a perfect figure. They are too young to have a perfect figure.
March 16, 2013 at 9:11 pm
“Chances are you have seen me before, I have light blonde hair, pale skin, perfect figure, and a beautiful face. But the thing that makes me stand out from any random face, is my big, attractive, grasping, deep blue eyes.”
OMYGYAAAAARRGH!! Mary Sues are so fucking SCARY!
May 18, 2013 at 6:06 pm
… Eyes can be grasping? I have never been grasped by eyes… Does that happen only to the really ‘pretty’ people?