Hello, my name is John, and I am a huge fan of the old Nintendo games. My favorite game for the NES is probably Super Mario Brothers 3. Well, not anymore actually, when I was playing Mario 3 I have witnessed the most horrible thing I have ever seen. I will now tell you why. Alright, it was my birthday, and my parents had gotten me a Nes Toploader. It was the nest generation of the Nes. It loaded the games faster and played them better. I loved it. I had no games for it yet, so we looked on the internet, looking for a website that sells Nes games. Then we came across this very nice website that only sold Nes games. It looked allot like a scam, but the games were only 80 cents each, so we really didn’t have anything to lose. So we bought Super Mario 3 and Contra. The game arrived 3 days later in a very crappy but playable condition. So I popped in Super Mario 3 and started to play the first level. It was all regular until I got to the first mini castle. This is where it screwed up…bad. The music that would usually play was not there, and there were no enemies. When I got to the boss room mini bowser was there, but did not move.  Then I went close to him, Mario  picked  bowser up, then I got real bad static, then It showed mini bowser laying on the ground ripped in two, then I heard really creepy 8-bit laughing. Then it showed Mario just standing there facing forward, as if he was looking at me. Then a wicked and scary smile spread across his face, the the Nes turned off. So then I turn the Nes back on again, then Mario was eating something, but when I looked closer, I screamed, I was watching Mario Cooking up some delicious bacon, and bowser and the whole Mario cast was there, then they ate some delicious food, like scrambled eggs, chicken, bacon, macaroni. Then I hear marios voice say bye bye, and the nes turned off. THE END BACONRONIS HAHA!!!!!!!

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