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Do you ever check behind the shower curtain to see if anything is there? What would you do if something WAS there? Would you scream?
would you run?

Well, unfortunately for you, next time you check behind the shower curtain, something will be there…

…and running won’t save you.

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  1. DAMN YOU FOR PUTTING THIS CURSE ON ME!

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  2. I’ll just continue to have a shower. im pretty sure that would freak them out enough.

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  3. Just don’t drop the soap.

    It’s slippery!

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  4. Boom, cliche.
    Well, the thing waiting had better be damn sexy. I want to rub my weenie with it and make happy sounds. Hurr durr.

    …Pardon my immaturity.

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  5. An Adorable Ferret, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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  6. He’s a new/returning crappypasta member of the community. We’re stuck with him, just like you’re stuck with my bad pastas. He’s immature but I’m o.k. with it.

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  7. WTF WAS THIS!? I’D RATHER PUKE ACID THAN READ THIS! THIS WAS CRAP AND A PILE OF DOG SH*T. WHOEVER MADE THIS GO “F” YOURSELF.

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  8. @JamesNintendoNerd … When you vomit, you also vomit acid… Your stomach contains acid.

    Anyways, back to what I was gona say…

    Next time Gadget! Next time!!

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  9. I don’t have a shower curtain, and this pasta blows. SUCKS TO BE YOU.

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  10. No curtians here lol

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