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Nyan Death

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We all know Nyan Cat,right? You know,The poptart cat flying through space video with annoying yet catchy music in the background? Well,it is thought to be known which is often thought as the truth,isn’t actually the truth. Contrary to popular belief,Nyan cat wasn’t made in 2011,but in 1991. He started of as a image spammed around emails. Doesn’t sound so bad,right? Well, the nyan cat you all love and know isn’t in fact the real nyan cat. The so-called “real” nyan cat,isn’t what it seems. The real name of the cat is not Nyan Cat or Pop tart Cat ,but Sugar Sprinkles. Sugar Sprinkles started of as a picture spammed around 4chan,first posted in 2007 by an unknown user. The image depicted a cat guts getting ripped out by 2 three headed dogs,while eating his other organs.  It was spammed around until 2010,when the whole thing died down,and was forgotten ever since. Just until April 2011,an unknown user wanted more views. So he found the image,looking at the very old posts on 4Chan. But he wanted to use something cute. So he stole the image,edited it and turned it into a 8 it 12-frame GIF of a Poptart Cat flying through space and posted it to his blog. Infact “saraj00n” was actually his backup account,contrary to poplar belief.
Several months later,he had many complaints that the title and thumbnail of the video was “misleading”. This was so strange as he didn’t use the original image,Sugar Sprinkles. So he assumed that trolls were attacking the video and causing drama,so he disabled the comments on the video. One day,he decided to watch the video,to see if the claims were really true! So he watched to video,watched until 2:13 when suddenly 9 popups popped up. It was  the Sugar Sprinkles image! More tabs popped up. he tried using,task manager but not even that worked! All it did was make his computer freeze. Soon more popups popped up,this time they popped up with sound. It was the nyan cat song,but more disorted,like the sound  was recorded with rusty and old recording software. Soon morepops popped up until the whole screen turned black and two words popped up on the screen. The words were “F-f-f-ear…M-mee”

Credit To: Me
Credit Link: Charlie

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  1. So much stupid here. Why did the creator need the grotesque image to make Nyan Cat? What’s the deal with three-headed dogs? How does software get rusty?! And most importantly, what were you smoking when you thought this would make Nyan Cat scary?

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  2. "2 three headed dogs" Those are called Cerberus.

    …And good news! Fellonthedoorproject killed Nyan Cat.

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  3. Dear god…

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  4. i gave it a thumbs up for nyan

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  5. @pimpmobile You are new here… You don’t thumb up, unles the pasta is really good, and seem to have been put on CrappyPasta by mistake.
    Next time, stick to the stars.

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  6. Honestly, does no one understand what the credit/credit link fields are for???

    Honestly it seems like no one knows what they’re for.
    Credit is for your name, or the source of the story
    Credit link is for your website (if you have one)

    If you put anything else in either of them maybe you should have waited to submit until you understood what you were doing

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  7. They didn’t have e-mail in 1991….and he was made in 2009……

    GET YOUR DANG FACTS RIGHT

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    • Actually, Nyan Cat was created in 2011.

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    • Acually, emails existed in 1991 and before… But it was only for available for certain institutions (college to college (that had computers and the requiered connections)).

      … But nevertheless, they were only text based.

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  8. “F-f-f-ear…M-mee”

    I WASN’T AWARE NYAN CAT HAD A STUTTER. WOULDN’T IT LIKE, Y’KNOW, JUST BE TWO FREAKING WORDS LIKE IT SAID?

    [All caps because it's fucking Nyan Cat.]

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  9. Noooooooo!¡¡!!!!!!!! Not the cat!…again

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  10. Even tough the first email was sent in the 1970s I don’t think email was very popular in 1991.

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    • Emails existed in 1991, and the general public could use them… But for that, you had to buy a PC that could send and receive emails (no winDOS-[number] … DOS based PC weren’t really made for that) and be able to connect to the internet (via Dial-In).

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  11. b-b-but,

    WHO WAS CAT???!!!

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  12. Why does everything start on 4chan?

    Oh, and The Operator, sometimes you make me think YOU need to be featured in a pasta.

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  13. What is Nyan Cat?

    A cat that can turn into a racing car? NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    I think I’ve spent too much time reading this crap.

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