Welcome to John’s Blog!
“I’ll be submitting posts every day.”
Day 1: What’s up guys, my name is John. I’ll be posting every day from now on. Here is some stuff about me, I’m 17 and in high school. That is all I’m posting today, also I found this new game called “OBJECTIVES”. I’ll be posting tomorrow about how I think of it.
- John
Day 2: Alright the game is AWESOME! It’s kinda like Grand Theft Auto but little bit differently. The guy you play looks like the guy form that movie Terminator. You first start off with an objective, and get a new one every day. Have to go finals tomorrow.
- John
Day 3: The game is very addicting but there is something strange about it. When I played it today, the objective told me to drive to the nearest hotel. When I drove it there then it the game crashed. I thought “Weird”, so I started the game again. It started with my character in the hotel. Everything looked okay but the doorman told me in a angry voice “THE GAME WILL GET TO YOU, YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF US!” then went to a laugh, then crashed again. Pretty scary shit, see you guys tomorrow.
- John
Day 4: I started the game again one last time today and it was were i left off last time. Outside the hotel, then it went black and with big white letters it said,”YOUR TURN”. It crashed again, then went back to my desktop. I always try to start the game but it never shows up.
- John
Day 5: Alright I couldn’t sleep last night. The most strangest fucking thing happen to me when I fell to sleep. My dream said with big white fuzzy letters,”DON’T GO TO SLEEP OR YOU WILL SUFFER”. Yep fucking scared the fuck out of me!
- John
Day 6: I’m afraid someone might be watching me. I dozed of around 4:00 AM and my dream told me,”I’M WATCHING YOU, DON’T SLEEP!”. I cant call the cops they’ll think I’m insane. Am I insane?
- John
Day 7: I am fucking done with this stupid game! I’M GOING INSANE! From now on I’m not blogging anymore,sorry, goodbye.
- Sorry, John
Day 8: Hello reader, I got a new objective last night. You want to know? I am going to watch every one of my FELLOW READERS. EVERYDAY ’till YOU DIE. You also have an objective! IT’S TO SURVIVE!
- Out your window, JOHN
Credit To – 8-bit Ninja

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February 11, 2013 at 8:23 pm
Yet again, I ask, why does this have so many votes! I’m starting to think that people are collaborating against us…
February 15, 2013 at 11:15 pm
“The guy you play looks like the guy form that movie Terminator.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger?! You don’t know who Arnold Schwarzenegger is?! Although I guess you could be talking about Micheal Biehn, but I don’t think you are.
March 21, 2013 at 7:53 am
Okay lets see,
Ben Ref: $2.60
Jeff Ref: $5.00
Hunted game: $10.00
Journal entry: $0.50
read by Deadaces & 1000masks: priceless.