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Poem of Slenderman

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With a face so blank and eyes so white,
Most people don’t know when he’s there.
It doesn’t matter if it’s day or night.
He doesn’t seem to really care.

He’s always silent with outstretched arms,
And as much as it horrifies you,
It looks as though he will bring no harm,
Comforting his victims who don’t know what he’ll do.

He waits in the darkest of shadows,
Making people look in fear.
Like as if they’re facing the gallows.
Because of him many people disappear.

No matter who you are, look whenever you can.
For he may be right there, the one they call Slenderman.

Credit To: WoahBroski
Credit Link: http://www.quotev.com/story/1638394/Slenderman-Tales/4/

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3 Comments

  1. Ooooh, we have someone that has no talent, here.
    Using someone alse’s story.

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  2. With a face so blank and brain so small
    Woahbroski is the name he uses
    He posted this pasta with no effort at all
    Because he just copies whatever he chooses

    He picked such a cliche’d piece of shit
    The character called Slenderman
    Most of us are so sick of it
    But somehow he is still a fan

    He has extraordinarily bad taste
    That I think is pretty clear
    And since Derpbutt’s time he did waste
    None of us really want him here

    Woahbroski you may want to check under your bed
    Because if we find you chances are you’ll be dead

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    • *Heavy applause filled by shouts of SHOGUNFISH for PRESIDENT*

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