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Pokemon Black Doom

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Ok, so i was bored to death. I decided to ask my mom for a new Pokemon game. I had pokemon white, and had a level 66 Emboar. It got incredibly boring due to that i cannot pass the elite fours Jellicent. So i got pokemon black. It started as usual. I started a new game, typed in my stuff.But when i had to choose my starter, i noticed the only starter left was Snivy. I thought my rivals have chose thier starters off game. I actually felt happy due to snivy being my favorite pokemon. So i took him.Then i battled Bianca`s oshawott. Oshawott had the first attack. ”Oshawott used Razor Shell!” Oshawott doesnt even learn that move at that level! I said to myself, WHAT?! Then after the attack, i noticed red pixels all over the ground, and Snivy no longer had the pixels making his leg. I said, Did oshawott cut Snivys leg off? Then it was my turn. My moves were strange as well. I had, Choke, and suffocate. I used Choke, and the screen cut to black. Then oshawott had 0 hp left. Also oshawott was more blue as usual. ”Oshawott had died!” I said to myself, Wth? Then i battled Cheren`s Tepig. ”Tepig used Ember.” It showed the usual Ember effect and usual HP taken away, but then Snivys sprite was black except for his eyes. Then his animations were slower, and he would no longer tap his foot or cross his arms. ”Snivy flinched!” CRAP! i said. ”Tepig used tackle.” Then it did the usual tackle, and snivy had no hp. Snivys sprite was also gone. But it still wasnt over. The battle actions popped up. I noticed, i was battling tepig with my own trainer! I had 3 moves. Abuse, Pistol, and scold. I used Pistol. Then a blood splatter effect popped on the screen. I threw the game out of my Dsi, and burned it in my furnace. I never play pokemon games again.
Credit To – Myself.
Credit Link – There is no link.

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8 Comments

  1. So you saw pixelated blood…

    …and so you threw the game into a furnace.

    What the hell, dude? It’s called eBay. Look into it.

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  2. possibly the least scariest thing I have ever read.
    nothing happens. why pastas video games so bad (with a few exceptions.)?
    they’re always: get game from shady old shop/random guy/internet,
    glitch happens
    main character completely overreacts and never plays any game ever.

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  3. Why does every pokepasta end with “I never played pokemon again”? That’s like a terrible ending

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  4. A wild Yossarian appears! Wild Yossarian used Fact Check!

    –The attack Ember does not cause the flinch status.–

    Wild Yossarian used Scathing Remark!

    –”There is no link”? Well, there should be no story, as well!–

    Author “Myself” has fainted! Wild Yossarian wins!

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    • A wild Poodleinacan joined the battle!

      Wild Poodleinacan used Support!

      - Yea, ember can cause a burn status… But the chances are very slim.-

      Wild Poodleinacan used Punishment!

      -You should feel bad for writing the pasta!-

      Author “Myself” fainted!

      Poodleinacan got 1248 xp from Exp Share!

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  5. Well, I’d say you overreacted a bit.

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  6. I can’t top Yossarian’s comment.

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