I found a old pokemon red buried a year ago.I couldnt resist taking it in and playing.There was no saved files but when i had to choose a starter pokemon all there was is ghost.I tried to get a diffrent pokemon by restarting and making a new game.But all there was is ghost.I dealed with it and moved on.The usual happened tall grass,fighting but there was something that bothered me at the end of a battle and that was it said the pokemon DIED.
The eyes of the pokemon were blood red and it fell over dead every battle.And every pokemon i killed pixel by pixel my character disappered.And finnaly the character is gone.Unknown pokemon filled the slots spelling he died.I freaked out and sold the game in a yard sale years later and a man wanted to buy it but I gave it to him free saying,” I dont remember buying it”.
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January 28, 2013 at 6:41 am
Way to rip off Creepy Black and Lost Silver in the worst way possible. Also, there were no Unown in Pokemon Red.
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January 29, 2013 at 8:19 pm
1. Unown arent even IN kanto, but in johto. 2. This is a complete mixup and crappified mix of LostSilver and Black. It also included some from pokemon blood red. (read by Mr Creepy Pasta)
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February 20, 2013 at 2:25 am
So…Basically, the main character was randomly digging holes in the ground, found a Pokemon game, and just started playing? Couldn’t you just go to a creepy garage sale or something? Why is it titled “Pokemon Can’t Die” if all the Pokemon in the game are dead? Why did an adult man want to buy the game from you at a yard sale? WHO IS GHOST?!?!?
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March 13, 2013 at 5:34 pm
well he didnt find it underground he must have found it inside his house/apartment in the bottom of an old box just saying
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June 18, 2013 at 1:40 am
Where is the Stolen Ingredients tag? WHERE, I SAY?!
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June 18, 2013 at 2:51 pm
Dear Author,
My name is Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom I am in my early 60′s, I have long hair (only at the back) and a long beard. I like to wear brightly coloured clothes and I can often be viewed wearing my night attire in my garden.
For several years I owned a game called Pokemon Red. I was a huge fan of Pokemon in the late 90′s I bought lots of their merchandise and even have seven rooms dedicated to the franchise in my Staffordshire Mansion. The copy of Pokemon Red that I had appeared to be haunted. I played it just the once then I realised that it could harm me.
I ended up flying to the United States with the evil game in tow. I bought myself a cheap house and held what they call a “yard sale”. An unsuspecting illiterate young man came and bought the game off me. I told the unsuspecting idiot that I didn’t remember buying it.
Now five years later it looks as though he has decided to write about his experiences, thank goodness for his incompetence.
Yours Sincerely,
Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom
(PanthEd)
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