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POKEMON LOST DEATH

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ONE DAY(sorry caps) i wanted to play lost silver i found a copy called lost death i bought it for free and played it everything was normal until i got thyplosion not really it was a level 20 gengar with halg melted eyes,no fingers,pikachu ears,dunsparce legs,and buneary furo after a while it had 0 eyes with a chamander tail exept only half the tail was there and blood was sprouting the cry was a screechthe game was normal till i reached eyeless freligater it was really a 3 headed charmander the other two heads were squirtle and bulbasaur it used a move called … a pikachu anddunsparce head were added i used a move called kill it sad it was brutaly slaughtered suddenly it showed pics of gengar eating the 5 headed charmander violently after that it exploded into the visitor and faintedthen my gameboy color exploded killing me. today i am a ghastly and i am having a great life hangin with the other ghastly,the haunter,and the gengar. watchin stuff eatin pokemon like arbok and mewtwo.i wish the gameboy color didn’t avoid exploding now.
Credit To – david freeman
Credit Link - www.facebook.com/davidfreeman887@yahoo.com

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  1. See, here’s the thing. Either this was very sloppily written and then submitted or… you were going for a parody of very sloppily written pastas. The thing about parodies though is that they almost have to be twice as good as regular pastas since the reader has to ken to the fact that they are reading a parody and not a straight bad story. Hard to do, satisfying if pulled off.

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  2. Lost Silver, Lost Death, probably the same thing.

    This was so bad I didn’t even want to make that attempt at being funny.

    1/10 because this is shit.

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  3. There’s literally nothing positive to be said about this one. 1/10.

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  4. Obvious troll is obvious. No other comment needs to be made.

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  5. O sweet ur a gasly now bro

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  6. Last sentence really made it work for me. EXPLOSIONS.

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  7. I have no idea, in the entire OMNIverse, why someone would play ”Lost Silver”. And Gastly dont have fingers.

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  8. First of all, who buys a POKéMON game called “Lost Death”? Second of all, horrible creepypasta. 1/10 :P

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  9. I love how in the first sentence “one day” is all caps but then you aplologize for it in parenthesis. Quick tip- if you know something is wrong, don’t do it. Then again, this whole pasta is one big wrong…

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  10. I figured out the ALL CAPS typo in the beginning, obviously the writer lacked a “Backspace” or a means to highlight the typo then delete it. Simple explanation!

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  11. How dare you eat mewtwo!?!?!?!?!!?!

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  12. Is’int what you call “lost silver” suppose to be Soul silver? Nice try though. :)

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  13. A failed attempt if you tryed you could of gotten 5 stars in my opinion this is worth 1 stars

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  14. this made me giggle. :3 Keep up the crappy pasta

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  15. “ONE DAY(sorry caps)” I stopped reading.

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  16. Okay, who the hell is this David Freeman kid?! He keeps showing up in these dreadful pieces of tripe!

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