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Pokémon snaps
I was lying in my bedroom staring at the ceiling, it was the first day of summer vacation and I was beyond bored. But then I remembered something, I have a Nintendo 64. I walked over to my TV bent down to the bottom of the entertainment center and pulled out the gaming system, it was caked in dust because noon had touched it in eons. I wiped off the dust and hooked up the wires. Now were in business I thought to myself I grabbed the first game I found and put it in, Pokémon snap one of my all-time favorite games. I began play threw the levels laughing as professor oak scored the pictures I had taken; I was definitely out of practice.

Finally, about an hour later I got to my favorite level which is titled Volcano. I took pictures of the Rapidash, Eevee, Magmar, and Charmandar. And then something strange happened. I threw an apple at Magmar so he would change Charmandar into Charmeleon and Magmar stopped dead in his tracks and started blowing fire everywhere and at first I thought maybe my memory was just a little foggy so I kept watching and then all of a sudden Charmander let out a wild screech as if he were in pain… and then he fell over and had X’s for eyes, he was dead. Magmar then started laughing a horrible demonic laugh. Magmar then said “Bow to me human I am master, you cannot escape me!” I immediately shut off the game system and ran down stairs but I quickly realized I wasn’t running alone…. Magmar was right behind me, chasing me. I did the only thing I could think to do I ran in the bathroom and locked the door.

Magmar was waiting on the other side of the door for me I started to formulate a plan. Let’s see, I thought to myself magmar is fire so I need water to defeat him. I looked over at the sink there was a cup on it but I don’t know if it will hold enough water to defeat him. After searching under the sink I found a bucket I filled it up with as much water it would hold. This has to work I thought to myself, I took a deep breath and slowly began to unlock the door. As I opened it slowly I seen his eyes looking at me menacingly I immediately threw the water directly at him he stammered backwards and then laughed. “You thought that would defeat me” he said. “It’s your lucky day, as I am feeling generous I will battle you in a game of Pokémon stadium if I win I will take you back to Pokémon snap where you will be destined to spend the rest of your life in Charmandars place. However if you win I will return to the game alone and everything will go back to normal. “Deal” I said so we went to my room and I put Pokémon stadium in the 64 we quickly choose our Pokémon and started the battle. First up was Pikachu vs. Meowth I won this round next Pokémon he pulled out was Squirtle. Pikachu was defeated I pulled out Starmie it was close but I was able to defeat Squirtle. Next magmar released Bulblasaur and instantly defeated my starmie, so I choose Arkanine next and defeated bulblasaur. We were now down to 3 Pokémon each I started to sweat in panic, I half to defeat him I thought to myself. He pulled out Arbok and my Arkanine was soon defeated. I pulled out ninetails and quickly defeated Arbok. Magmar then brought out Polyworth and within 2 moves my ninetails was defeated. I then chose Rapidash who succefully defeated Polyworth. Magmar only had one Pokémon left. He pulled out himself. Chills ran down my spine. “Make your move” he said. I thought for a moment then it hit me I still have one Pokémon in preserve Polywhirl, so I switched out my Pokémon. “You can’t do that!” cried magmar. “It’s not against the rules” I said. I then used the move surf and like that Magmar was defeated. I had one the game. I looked over at magmar he was giving me a devilish grin, “you may have one this time but next time I swear your soul will be mine!” He screamed and with that he vanished and as he promised everything was back to normal, well everything except the fact that my Pokémon snap game had turned from gray to black. I quickly went out to the dumpster and threw it out. “I’m never playing that again” I said out loud to myself.

Credit To – Space Cakes

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  • Arctic

    A little more originality and proofreading would probably be enough for this one.

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  • madinverse

    “Come to me. Come to PokeNicki.”

    *Pulls gun from bellybutton, and points it at head*

    “Death to VideoPasta. Long live the new flesh.”

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  • http://talesfromdickcounty.tumblr.com The Operator

    This was horrible. Let me try to apologise on the author’s behalf by telling you all a funny fact…
    ‘Magmar’s name in Japanese is Boober.’
    There, did that make up for the awfulness that was this crappy, cliched pokepasta?
    No?
    1/10!

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    • Geroff da kraller

      u were bing mean 2 him he juz tryed 2 mak a pokemans pasta nd u waz mean i’m telling on u!

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      • http://talesfromdickcounty.tumblr.com The Operator

        >implying obvious troll

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      • Rileyk64

        We get it. You’re just an eleven year-old who thought it would be funny to make a troll account. Please, if you’re just going to make terrible comments that don’t even relate to the story hardly at all, go somewhere else.

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      • Alfred Frederick Dinglebottom

        Geroff, when you’re a big boy/girl, I’m sure you’ll understand why everyone thinks that you have far too much spare time on your hands.

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  • http://google.com Jewinator

    This was like a template for every generic pokepasta. You take it, switch some words and names and BANG! Brand new pokepasta! And then again and again!

    0/10.

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  • Yossarian

    There are so many creepy pokemon to choose from and you went with the silly fireduck with a butt for a head.

    The least you could have done is spell the names of the pokemon correctly. Also, and I can’t believe I have to say this, the epic climax to your story should not be a round of Pokemon Stadium.

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  • RiathLaz

    Ima do sick.

    *Vomits*

    Overall, it deserves 1/10

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  • http://chickensmoothie.com Nine Tails

    What I wasn’t defeated by Polyworth! You liar! I totally wasn’t defeated, does anyone believe me?

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  • Guineapigmafia

    I read the first 3 sentences and predicted the ending

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  • Guy from that Thing

    [Insert cheesy Pokemon battle joke here.]

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  • Jess

    When he said ” A round of Pokemon Stadium” I thought they would enter the game. No….no. I was wrong. He didn’t even get a fiddle of gold.

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  • 53CHEDDACH33SE

    So basicaly, the last pokemon to come out beats the first one. I also saw “I had ONE the game” WHY U SO TROLL AND OR KID

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  • http://www.Crappypasta.com Falco2049

    Hmmm I just don’t know what to say, just try harder. My only piece of advice.

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  • Anonymous

    This crspy pasta is ptetty bad i mean how can a magmar with a butt head come out of the game and talk
    Without saying his own name. It wasnt ever realy scary.

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  • Haunter

    Wow that was just… *starts clapping slowly* …just… So much action… *claps faster* this was just brilliant! One of a kind! *standing ovation* I’m not gonna lie, that was a piece of art right there! *sobs* BRAVO!! BRAVO!!

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  • Haunter

    Wow that was just… *starts clapping slowly* …just… So much action… *claps faster* this was just brilliant! One of a kind! *standing ovation* I’m not gonna lie, that was a piece of art right there! *sobs* BRAVO!! BRAVO!!

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  • Servonator

    “I threw an apple at Magmar so he would change Charmandar into Charmeleon and Magmar stopped dead in his tracks and started blowing fire everywhere and at first I thought maybe my memory was just a little foggy so I kept watching and then all of a sudden Charmander let out a wild screech as if he were in pain”
    Oh God, that run-on sentence burns!

    I really hope that this is a failed troll.

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