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Robert the Killer

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FOX 5 News: Breaking news, unknown killers on the loose. "People have been reporting other people such as their friends or relatives gone missing. Police have found bodies in the lake of Hempstead Lake Park. The bodies were found and killed in two ways, some with a smile cut into theirs cheeks and their eyelids burnt off with their insides pulled out of their stomachs, and some who were stabbed or shot in the eyes with their necks split opened. These mysterious killings are increasing more and more around the towns of Bellrose and Floral Park and other states in America. One of the killers we've identified to be Jeff the Killer who has been wanted for eleven years after he killed his family, but the other killer we haven't identified, but the people of Floral Park and Bellrose say that one young child at the age of eleven disappeared and never came back two years after Jeff the Killer killed his family so the people say that the other killer must Robert Manos of Beech Street in Floral Park to be the other killer. We'll bring back more news of these killers when the police find more evidence of these two deranged killers…                  Robert was at his house. Three bullies were beating him up. Their names were Andrew, John, and Rhandy. Robert was thrown into the kitchen by Andrew. Andrew found a glass bottle of alcohol and smashed it against Robert's face. Robert's face was covered in blood and alcohol. Robert could see his mom and dad outside, watching the bullies beat their son up. Then, Andrew grabbed Robert by the neck and picked him up. Andrew started to choke Robert. "Fight me you little weakling!" Andrew urged Robert. He choked Robert until Robert's eyes started to tear. Robert struggled to become free of Andrews strong grasp. Then, Andrew saw that it seemed Robert's whole eyes were turning black. They were. Then, Robert felt this feeling in his mind like he wanted to hurt someone, and he knew just the person. Robert kicked Andrew in the face, causing Andrew to drop Robert from his grasp. Robert, now gasping for breath, walked up to Andrew and grabbed his head. Robert twisted Andrews head until Andrew's neck snapped, killing him. Robert let go of the lifeless Andrew and watched as Andrew's body fell to the floor. Then, Robert saw John running at him with a knife in his hands. Even with black eyes, Robert could see clearly. When, John stabbed at Robert, Robert punched him in the stomach, causing John to throw up all over the place. When John looked at Robert, he saw Roberts black filled eyes and froze. Robert grabbed John and punched him again. He kept punching and punching John until Johns heart gave up and stopped. Then, Robert threw John to the floor. John's head hit the hard floor, causing his skull to crack. The pieces of his skull were sharp and cut into John's brain, causing him to die. Then, Rhandy was last. Robert ran upstairs into the bathroom. Rhandy followed behind Robert. In the bathroom, Robert tackled Rhandy to the floor and punched him three times. Then, Rhandy pushed Robert off him. Robert fell backwards onto the floor with a soft thud. He stood up. Rhandy stood up off the floor just as Robert did. Robert grabbed the towel rack off the wall and hit Rhandy in the leg with it. Rhandy let out a gasp as his leg made a cracking sound. Then, ingnoring the pain, Rhandy pushed Robert right into the wall. Then, a bottle of bleach that was opened fell over, letting the bleach fall out right onto Roberts face, burning it. Robert looked at Rhandy, or at least he thought it was. Rhandy started to change into something else. His hips turned into the curves of a woman, his hair grew to his mid-back as it turned black, his eyes turned black just like Robert's eyes are now, and his lips turned black. Rhandy was now a woman standing in front of the bleach covered Robert and started smiling. "What's so funny? Who the hell are you?" Robert snarled. "The thing that's funny is that your covered in bleach and alcohol, hehehe!" The woman laughed. She took out a lighter and flicked it on. Then, she threw it at Robert. Roberts eyes widened as the lighter was coming toward him. The woman disappeared right after she threw the lighter. Right when the lighter made contact with Robert's bleach covered face, Robert burst into flames! Robert started to scream out loud. His screams were filled with horror and pain. Robert stumbled out of the bathroom and fell down the stairs, nearly dead. The last thing Robert saw before he blacked out was his parents trying to put out the flames that we're burning Robert's body. A couple hours later, Robert woke up in the hospital with bandages around his head. Robert remembered what happened. Robert tried to figure out what he looked like now. Then, a nurse walked in. "It's time to get your bandages off." After the nurse said that, Robert found out that he was in the hospital for five days and he didn't even know it. When he was getting his bandages takin off, his parents and his brother, Max, were there to see his face. The last bandage was takin off. Roberts family just stared at the sight of Robert's new face. "What's wrong with my face?" Robert asked them. He ran into the bathroom and looked at his reflection in the mirror. His face was horrible. The bleach had turned his skin from a tan color to a pure white color, his eyes were completely a black color from when Andrew was choking him, his hair color seeped from dirty blonde to black and it grew out down to his mid back, even though some of his hair was spiked up, and his lips were now pitch black. Robert felt his face. His face felt weird, like it was made of some fleshy material. Robert looked back at his family and back at his reflection. "Robert, it's not so bad." Robert's mother told him. "Not bad?" Robert asked her. "Not bad!? It's perfect." The reason why Robert said his new face was perfect was because while he was being choked by Andrew, something in Robert's mind snapped, turning him into an unstoppable killing machine in which his parents or brother didn't know. Robert smiled at the sight of his new face. Then, he started to chuckle a bit. The chuckle then turned into a menacing laugh. "Robert, are you okay?" His mother asked him. Robert looked at her, still laughing. "Okay? I've never been so satisfied in my life look at me! This face goes perfectly with me!" Robert laughed. "Is Robert okay, you know, like he isn't going insane?" Max asked the nurse. "Oh sure he's fine! We've had a patient who looked almost like him and started acting like this when he saw his face." The nurse answered Max. "What was the patients name?" Max asked the nurse one last question. "Jeff." The nurse answered. Jeff, Max thought. I think I've heard that name in a story I read a week ago. He went insane and killed his parents and his brother. Max was terrified by the thought. He was afraid of Robert now because Jeff acted exactly like this in the story Max read. Max turned over to his laughing brother which he didn't think he knew anymore. "Robert, we have to go." Roberts mother suddenly broke Max from his thoughts. His mom walked over to Robert and placed a hand in his shoulder. Robert's laughing died down a bit. "Kay, mom." he chuckled. They took Robert to get some of his clothes. It was a black shirt with the words printed on them in white, Call of Duty: Black Ops," black sweat shorts, a pair of white socks, and Robert's orange Nike Hiperdunk high top sneakers he usually wore with this outfit. Robert put on his clothes and shoes. Then, after Roberts put everything on, he and his family left the hospital, leaving Roberts parents and his brother not knowing this would be their last day of life together. That night, Roberts mother heard the sound of quiet laughter coming from the bathroom at the end of the hall. She got up out of her bed half asleep and walked into the bathroom to see a terrible sight. Robert had taken his dads straight razor and cut a smile into his cheeks. Roberts mother gasped at the sight of Roberts face. Robert looked at her. "Robert, what did you do?" His mother asked. "I couldn't help it. I wanted to smile forever, it…it started to hurt. Now I could smile forever." Robert chuckled. His mother suddenly noticed his eyes were bordered with black which made Robert look like his eyes were gone since his eyes were filled up with black. "What's that around your eyes?" Roberts mother asked. "I wanted to see myself forever, but I was becoming tired, so I burnt off the eyelids. Now I can't close my eyes." Robert said. His mother ran into her room and woke up her husband from his deep slumber. "Honey, get your pi-" Roberts mother stopped to see Robert standing in the doorway. "YOU WENT AGAINST ME!" He growled angrily. "YOU WANT TO KILL ME! NOW YOU WILL PAY!" Before Roberts parents could say their last words, Robert sliced their necks and killed them. Max woke up to the sound of liquid spilling. He couldn't help but stay up. Then, he felt the feeling that someone was watching him. Before he could even say something, Robert placed his hand over Maxes mouth. Max started to scream inside Roberts hand. But, then the screaming died down. Robert had sliced Maxes neck with the straight razor. "See you later, alligator." Robert said in a low voice after he killed Max.           A few years after Robert went insane, another killer named Jeff was looking someone. It was his enemy, Jane. Jane was the one who covered Robert with bleach and set him on fire. Anyway, as Jeff was looking for Jane. He saw someone slightly a bit younger than him standing there. Jeff thought it was Jane. "Is that Jane I see, the one who I thought I killed?" Jeff laughed. "No, someone different than that bitch." said the person. The person was a boy, probably about sixteen. "Then who are you?" Jeff growled at the boy. The boy walked up to Jeff. What Jeff saw was something far more creepier than Jane. The boy had black, great long hair that went down to his mid back and some of it spiked up to the side, his eyes were filled with black, black bordered the boys eyes because his eyelids were burnt off, just like Jeff, his skin was pure white, like Jeff's, and the far more scarier thing was that the boy had cut a smile into his cheeks, like Jeff, but his lips weren't red, they were black, like Janes. The boy looked like a mixture of Jeff the Killer and Jane the Killer, making what Jeff thought was a Janeff the Killer. "Who are you?" Jeff asked the boy. The boy answered in a low tone, "Robert." Jeff was surprised at who he looked at. Jeff heard of Robert who was a serial killer, like Jeff was. "Who are you?" Robert asked Jeff. "I'm Jeff the Killer. I'm looking for my enemy, Jane the Killer." "You looking for that bitch too? She turned me into this." Robert told Jeff. Jeff was also surprised by that, too. "I want revenge on her." "Me too. She almost killed me once and I almost killed her. But, now that I know she's back, I have to kill her." Jeff said. "Good. We should team up. Killer and killer." Robert told Jeff. "Okay, we'll team up and fight Jane together." Jeff told Robert. "But we have to find out where she lives." "I do. In an old warehouse in the woods." Robert said. "Okay, let's go there." Jeff said. So, they walked to the woods. When they found the warehouse, they went inside. Robert took out the straight razor he killed his victims with out of his pocket and flicked the blade out of the handle. Jeff took out the knife he killed his victims with out of his pocket and gripped it firmly in his hand. "Oh Jane. Come out and play!" Robert called. "If you don't we'll kill you!" Jeff called. Then, she appeared. Jane the Killer was standing in front of Robert and Jeff. "Oh, two killers out to get me." Jane said. "What a pity, if only I had someone with me to make it two on two." "Yeah, well, me and Jeff aren't here for two on two you little motherfucker." Robert growled angrily. "Oh really, oh because I was thinking you look more fucked up than Jeff does." Jane laughed. "FUCK YOU!" Jeff screamed in anger. Jeff rushed Jane with the knife, but Jane teleported to the back of him, causing Jeff to miss. Then, Robert ran at Jane with the straight razor when she wasn't looking, but she teleported to the back of Robert and pushed him right into Jeff. Jeff and Robert fell on top of each other, but quickly got back up to their feet. Robert and Jeff fought Jane. Jane kept on teleporting in all different directions, causing Robert and Jeff to keep missing. Then, when Robert was about to slice Janes stomach, she grabbed Roberts straight razor and plunged into right into his stomach. Robert screamed in pain. Then, Jane picked Robert up without even touching him and threw him against the wall. Robert acted to be dead. He looked up and saw Jeff and Jane fighting. Jane and Jeff in an armlock, so Robert had to find a way to kill Jane without killing Jeff, too. When Jane let go of Jeff, Jeff pushed her, but she picked him up the same way she picked up Robert and threw Jeff right into the other wall. Jeff dropped his knife and Jane had it gripped tightly in her hand. "Haha! Now I'll really kill you this time Jeff!" Jane laughed. Robert took out the straight razor in his stomach, threw it to the side, and found a chainsaw. He crawled over to it, picked it up, and stood up with the heavy weapon. He walked up to Jane, ignoring the sharp pain in his stomach, and stood behind her. Just as Jane was finally about to kill Jeff for the first time, Robert yelled "HEY!" Jane stopped and turned around to see Robert holding the chainsaw. Jane screamed. Jeff stood up off the floor. He walked up to her. "GO TOO SLEEP!" Jeff growled into Janes ear. Robert turned on the chainsaw. The chainsaw roared to life. Robert walked up to Jane and screamed, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" Then, with the chainsaw, Robert swiped at Janes head. At first Jane thought Robert missed her neck. But, she saw Robert smiling. Then, Jane felt her heart stop and her last thought before she died was, I will kill hi- the thought stopped. Robert watched as Janes neck formed a slice through it. Suddenly, Janes head flew off of her neck! Her blood was spraying everywhere from the stump. Janes's body twitched with nerves. When the blood stopped spraying, the headless twitching body stopped its twitching and fell to the floor. Janes's head landed next to her headless body. Her mouth was open in a scream. Blood was pouring from her nose. The last thing Janes saw before before their last blink, was Robert and Jeff giving each other a high five of victory. Then, Janes eyes blinked their last blink, then went blank. "We make a great team." Robert said happily. "Yeah, you just killed our enemy. Now we don't have to worry about her anymore." Jeff said. "Hey, let's kill our victims together. That way it's not so hard!" Robert exclaimed. "Good idea." Jeff said. Then, Robert put the chainsaw down next to Janes headless body covered in blood and picked up the straight razor. Jeff took his knife from Janes dead hand and put it in his pocket. Then, before the two killers left the warehouse, Robert kicked Janes body. "BITCH!" Robert yelled, pointing up his middle finger at the dead, headless body. Then, Robert and Jeff left the warehouse to begin their lives as killers together.
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  1. Almost every sentence started with ‘Robert’. It was just.. Really, REALLY repetitive.

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    • Pretty much every sentence in Genesis starts with God, yet the Bible is possibly the best selling book of all time. Says it all…

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  2. how and why did randy turn into Jane the killer? if Robert knew were Jane was, why didn’t he just kill her? why does the news report not bother no mention the names of the victims, or even how many there were? when could Jane teleport? why was there a random chainsaw on the floor that no-one bothered to pick up? why did Robert throw his razor away? I was expecting the ending to be like MW2, with soap/Robert getting stabbed, then the price/Jeff fist fights the Shepard/Jane, and then soap/Robert pulling the knife out of him, and thro- sorry, picks up a random chainsaw and cuts them up.
    when could Jane teleport? why did the nurse say that robert would be fine because someone else went through the same experience and symptoms, if said person ended up insane anyway? since when did a psychiatric evaluation equal someone looking at the guy and saying “oh, well the same happened to Harold last week, so he should be fine”?
    why does everyone still think poorly written Jeff the killer/slender-man/herobrine/Pokemon/lost tapes/ video game pastas are scary?
    this is a problem with the original, but why would someone murder there son because they cut themselves?

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  3. The Jeff the Killer back story wasn’t even good, why would you want to blatantly rip it off like this? Also, glass bottles and bones are not as easy to break as you seem to think.

    There were also some bits in the story that were confusing, like why did that one kid turn into a lady? Something else that bothered me was the sudden, unnecessarily detailed description of your Cawadoody T-shirt and fancy brand-named sneakers.

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  4. PLEASE LEARN HOW TO USE PARAGRAPHS, HOLLY FUCK!

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  5. Others have pointed out the problems with the blatantly ripped off plot, so here’s my advice:
    1) Even the best pasta suffers when presented as a wall of text. Learn how to paragraph. Now.
    2) It instantly destroys believability when people try to imitate a news report and do a bad job of it. Listen to the news. Listen to how they speak – and don’t speak – about gruesome murders. This is the one place where ripping something off is actually a GOOD thing – take an real report on a series of murders and then change the details, retaining the style and language. If you’re not sure it’s convincing, for God’s sake leave it out.

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  6. this wasnt too bad but a total rip off. also when does jeff team up with people?

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  7. That’s it. I’m trademarking the phrase ‘X the Killer’, Killer with a capital K, so that nobody here has to deal with this shit ever again.

    Wait, I can’t do that?

    Fuck.

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  8. Since 1984

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  9. I didn’t even read the whole thing. Thats how bad it was.

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  10. My eyes already burned. Reading this made it worse. Holy wall of text!
    Also why didn’t Robert even give a flying Fudge when one of his bullies turned into a lady?
    Why did they attack after one another instead of attacking all at once?
    Why didn’t at least one of the bullies care that his friends were just killed? I mean, cared enough to do something other than to attack aimlessly.

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  11. OK, credit to Mrcreppypasta, creppypastaJr, and Missshadowlady. Every thing you did was a ripoff.

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  12. GO TO SLEEP!!!

    My best friend is Slendy and I’ve got no eyelids, my lips are bright red and I’LL STAB YOU MULTIPLE TIMES JUST TO HEAR YOU FUCKING SCREAM!!

    Can anyone guess who I am?!?

    *I AM NOT THE ANONYMOUS FROM CREEPYPASTA.COM*

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    • JEFF THE KILLER U MUDDER****

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    • Best friends with Slendy?

      You’re a dick headed troll.

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  13. I glanced at it and saw how terrible it was. I looked at the title and saw this was a rip off. I read the comments and didn’t even bother to read your story. And please, for the sake of humanity’s eye sight, learn of to use paragraph! It’s not hard! Press the fucking Enter Button! Damn.

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  14. rip off of jeff the killer. making it the worst

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  15. Cut your hands off, the pasta is bad.

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  16. Damn I want to hear about Robert and Jeff’s killing like if Jeff double crosses Robert or viseversa

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  17. this sounds so familiar that i think ive heard of it before from i dont know where Jeff The Killer, try making up your own story and not just changing 1 a little and calling it your own

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  18. I feel so bad for derpbutt having to read all of this shit

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  19. Presumably the news story at the start was full of shit since it was Fox news.

    To other commenters:

    If you’re going to harshly criticise a pasta please, for the love of God make sure that you write correctly. The amount of spelling and grammatical errors on this page are appalling. I know people can make the odd mistake but all caps is unforgiveable. Writing out a comment and not ending it in a full stop (period to you Americans) is also unforgiveable.

    My biggest pet hate at the moment however are all these idiotic fourteen year old girls who like to fantasise about being friends with Slenderman or JTK. Do you actually think people will believe you? Are you actually that lonely that you like to brag about your imaginary friends on the internet?

    I apologise for the rant but these things seem to be becoming more and more common.

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