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Sassy Mama The Hungry Blood Lover

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Hi! I’m Sassy Mama The Hungry Blood Lover.
You can just call me Sassy.
I was a 17 year old girl when I was killed.
I was brutally murdered in the woods the night of a party at my friends.
It was Slenderman’s woods. He saved me. Brought me back and I became a creepypasta.
Here’s me>>>>>>> http://imaginaryrosse.deviantart.com/art/Bloody-Mary-342830694
The day after I died I wanted to get revenge. I found my murderer and killed him way worse than he killed me. I hung him bye his feet and cut open every single vein he had, and let him drain. All I did was laugh. He screamed and screamed for help, but nobody could hear him. We were in Slenderman’s woods. Nobody dares to go out there (unless you’re drunk.) I can never thank Slenderman enough for what he don’t for me. I love all Creepypasta’s more than anything!! Don’t try anything stupid. I have a huge crush on Jeff. Slenderman is like my father. They are all my family now. Never will I ever trade them for anybody.
Credit To - http://imaginaryrosse.deviantart.com/art/Bloody-Mary-342830694
Credit Link - https://twitter.com/2SexyDestiney Please give me shout out to follow my account.

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16 Comments

  1. AHem,
    Im so done with stories about girls walkin’ in the woods and seeing SlenderMan and all like “BeeeEEEE MYYY PAPAAAA” or whatever…And Jeff The Killer is to insane to date so this character must be blind to see they have no chance. Also SlenderMan would just kill Sassymama not be all ”I SHALL PROTECT YOUUU” He is not ever going to be somes Father figure.
    Also, who the hell names there child SassyMama,,,?

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  2. …This is like the mother of all bad self-insert parodypastas, to the point where I can’t even tell if it’s a troll or not.

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    • “mother”
      i see what you did there….
      keke.

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  3. Despicable. Absolutely bloody disgusting. Shit writing and a weird premise. Frequent mentions of creepypasta and an unneeded mention of Jeff the Twat.

    Whether this is a troll or a parody, you’ve missed the mark by miles. This was truly awful.

    1/10 and a downvote.

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  4. OH GOT IT’S THERE AGAIN AND IT WON’T STOP!!! GOD PLEASE KILL ME FOR I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE!!!

    But seriously, there should be another site, like “crappiercrappypasta.com” for those things. Or at least some warnings about health hazards should be added.

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  5. Oh the pain…. Thanks Sassy Mama you just gave me stage 15 cancer and stage 23 congestive heart failure and both of those only go to stage 4. Are you trying to set a record for worst self-insert? You must be trolling, I can’t think of anything else this could be or I would explode, literately explode.

    -100000000000000000000000000000000/10 and seventy downvotes.

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  6. Wow! Only thing missing from this pasta is a big ass neon sign saying “I’M AN ATTENTION HOG!!!

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  7. What did I just read.

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  8. Oh God, no. Please, stop.
    1/10 and a downvote for you, that was just utterly terrible.

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  9. Okay, this was so bad it made one of my eyes go all blurry for a solid minute.

    Congratulations Sass- Author! You wrote this thing so poorly it physicaly hurt me! Just don’t publish this stuff on paper, we don’t want any riots and burning cities.

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  10. “I found my murderer and killed him way worse than he killed me. I hung him bye his feet and cut open every single vein he had, and let him drain”
    I think that would be one of the best ways to die at least compared to most of the ways to kill a person I can think of, although I study torture methods everyday.

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  11. “I found my murderer and killed him way worse than he killed me. I hung him bye his feet and cut open every single vein he had, and let him drain”

    Your knowledge on anatomy disgusts me. Also, your lack of proper grammar has lowered my whole neighborhood block’s IQ level by atleast 5 points.

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  12. This is just one of the stories where the author wants to marry some scary movie/game person, right? Might as well post your fantasies somewhere else.

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  13. 1. That was the most stupid name ever
    2. Notice how the link says “bloody Mary”
    3. Never ever. EVER. Mention the word creepypasta in your story
    4.slenderman bringing you back to life… I highly doubt it
    5… Do you think I would keep reading from there? No.

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