Over the years i have noticed what i believe to be a timeline within SecretagentBOB’s

youtube videos. specifically the ones starring animals of some sort. To my fascination,

(and almost obsession) i have put the pieces together to create what i believe is to be the

human/animal world of secretagentBOB.

“President tafts secret pony brigade” Est. time 1940s
I believe this is the start of what appears to be an experimental relationship between

animals and humans. In the episode the president of a country much like 1940-50s america

has secretly assembled a brigade of sentient ponies for what can only be speculated as use

in the military. the project is clearly scrutinized by officials and hidden from the

populace suggesting that sentient animals may not have been recognized fully within the

human population. with that in mind communication seems to be some form of mutual vocal

understanding, the animals may not be able to form words, but they can create a sound that

has clearly been translated.

“Detective mittens the crime solving cat” Est. time 1970-80s
at this point the timeline jumps into a future were not only has complete animal sentience

been accepted by the human population, but even high value job positioning such as

detective have been acquired with little to no tension whatsoever. stating that not only

have animals become sentient, but the relationship between humans and animals in this age

is relaxed. so much so that it appears to be expected to learn too communicate fluently with

them. this states either of two things, 1. it was such a large gap in time that humans just

got used to it. or 2. president tafts pony brigade was successful, gaining attention with

both activist and general media leading to the discovery and quick acceptance of other

sentient animals.

“The walrus song” Est. time 1990s
in this time animals have become adept at human language, something i’m sure both party’s

have been working on from the start (this shows an increased aptitude for learning on the

animals part). and in this short a man and a walrus appear to be doing a kids show. however

things don’t go as planned. the man reveals hes been feeding it its own kin everyday. and

tells it its going to hell. this is the turning point in the time line.

“Ferrets” Est. time 1990s
this time the jump is smaller. But the difference is staggering. animals have completely

mastered the English language, but not only that. they prefer to walk upright now and sing

songs, show an interest in human world history, and are proficient in the kidnap and murder

of humans using human weaponry. at this point in the timeline animals fanatics are enraged

by the mistreatment the walrus from “The walrus song” few take violent action but it has

been shown that these sentient animals have extreme psychological problems (Detective

mittens)

“Lamas with hats1″ Est. time late 1990s-2000
at this point animals are are every bit human as we are. housing, cloths, language, wealth

they have everything we have. they are now if not before fully capable of citizenship.
in this short there are two lamas investigating the death and consumption of a human inside

there house. it’s quickly discovered to be the lama named Carl standing off to the right.

the reasons on which have always been his mental stability. and that is not false, but his

other reason is fanaticism. always attracting his kind just like the ferret.

“lamas with hats2″ Est. time late 1990s-2000
in this short carl has preformed a greater act of fanaticism unsatisfied by petty murder he

overpowers a cruise ship slaughters everyone on board by devouring, sabotage, and ultimately

sinking the entire ship escaping with Paul, on the only lifeboat he left intact. that was

filled with the liquefied corpse of 2 elderly humans. these extremely open acts of terrorism

peek the interest of the other more serious members of animal over human fanaticism.

“buisness cats & lamas with hats3″ Est. time 2000-2001
these must be covered together for the importance in there connection is everything. After

lamas with hats 2 Carl gained large amounts of notoriety among the darker and more serious

dealers of death in the animal population.
* Business cats shows that animals own entire corporations and are growing financial wealth

within the human/animal world. No more is this apparent the the cat “Booboo” he despite the

clear rescission has managed to keep funds flowing into all of his accounts where almost all

others failed. and the psychological instability is without question. throughout the short

he shows he likes too manipulate death (I.E the pencil) and views his boss as a lamb,

(sacrificial or to be herded?) he even states that his heart is only able to continue

beating because he is actively controlling it. someone like this would could easily see past

morals and reasoning, and easily fund carl’s more ambitious operations for his own gain.
in lamas with hats 3 carl overthrows a south american government, we know this song and

dance. countless lives and thousands dead. but why? because a war funded by booboo is going

to be started, and north america is soon to no longer be a safe place for animals to

reside.

“lamas with hats 4″ Est. time 2002
the war has started, a nuclear detonation has destroyed what appears to be a modern city

miles outside the same house as in the first short. (assumed to be north america) caused by

carl. who appears to make no move to avoid the explosion.

“Bino the elephant” Est. time 2025
the timeline has jumped considerably but for good reason, the war has taken a huge tax on

both sides. an underground technological arms race has been conducted by both sides via

independent research facilities. this particular one belongs to humans, this means animals

did not all join the fanatics side when the war started. not to mention the human cloning

(multiple Merediths)

“The magical realm of a horseman & charlie the unicorn” EST.time XXXX

thousands of years have passed, and these two different worlds are in fact one in the same.

unlike what you believe one takes place within the human controlled north america, and the

animal controlled south america. however it is only There populations consists of

Horrifically mutated decedents and Arms race relics.

The magical realm of horse man: first off there seems to be remnants of humanity, everywhere.

despite the fact that most of the land is retaken. this suggest a Very high density of

technology. second the short contains both mutated human and animal decedents within a

local area. suggesting this was a place of coexistence. Finally the orb is a relic of the

arms race. faulted yet still functioning. its still remembers its basic programming of hating

animals.

charlie the unicorn, first off there is Very little to suggest civilization at all. however

the subtle changes speak for themselves. There are no humans. persistently sentient

inhabitants are capable of opening inter dimensional portals on whim. flt, elongate there

bodies, and breath underwater.(side effects of the arms race) one of the most important moments. is when the two colored

unicorns speak fluent Spanish to an arms race relic they call Z. it spears to be a sentry.

Credit To – jaspire

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