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SEra thE killEr

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Once a small girl a now thirteen year old teenager sera was going into her empty house she had never been in such a daze not since now but she had the urge to get out of the house she ignored the fact that her parents were away and she was paranoyed she walked into the kitchen found on the oven was a note “dear sera we are out for the night if anything happens call us” her phone sat blankly on the counter “uh….fine I will later though” she went into the loving room and sat down she pulled out her iPod and began to play music listening to her music she tapped her foot to the beat (sera didn’t know this but her parents died in a car accedent she was home at about six o’ five they died at five fourth five) she had a uneasy feeling she pushed the thoughts away she began to hear voices she turned the music louder and louder she ignored the voices and sang loudly “IN THE END AS WE FADE INTO THE NIGHT WHOOAWOOOO!!!!” she drowned them out and she went back to the kitchen feeling hungry she took out plain bread and ate it she laughed feeling how silly she was then again she had the urge to cut someone just plain out hurt them then she took the kitchen knife and just stared at it just looking at the long smooth blade she put it away knowing she could hurt someone badly she walked outside the nieghbors were quiet she looked off into the distance later that night she waited for her parents she called no answer then she heard the voices again “sssera kill sssomeone ssssskin them and lick the blood from your fingerssss” “NO stop it!” “kill yourself sera kill yourself” “SHUT UP GO AWAY” she fell to the floor holding her head in her hands and wrapped into a ball she went out side and went to the nieghbors she had friends there “so sera how are you?…..” “I…I’m good you…” “fine fine come into the house stay for a sleepover it’s the weekend come on” “fine I will hahahah….just because you’re begging” she walked into the house and sat down she had the urge to kill again she brushed it off she went into the kitchen and sat on the kitchen chair “so what do you want to do” being dirty minded she laughed “HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA” “hahaha” “I don’t know just sit here maybe hehehe” at twelve o’ clock everyone was asleep except for sera she sat and stared into the dark ness a sudden urge came over her stronger than ever and she got up and grabbed a knife looking at her friend she had a smirk on her face “heh I could kill you right now but..” she kneeled down “I love you…almost like a sister…” she didn’t hesitate she looked at the knife and slit her throat she had never killed before but it felt good she laughed uncontrolably and she sneaked around the house and went to her parents room and slaughtered them both she laughed psychoticly not holding back she ripped open the pillow and stuffed them with stuffing “HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA I’VE NEVER FELT THIS BEFORE HAHHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT….” she licked her bloody fingers and walked out of the house into the woods never to be seen again laughing through the woods you can hear the echo of her laugh in the woods waiting for her next victims
Credit To – Sera sopoliga
Credit Link – I don’t have a link

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  1. …her parents died in a car accident, but were magically alive again and in their bedroom and she killed them. Right.

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  2. Here’s the abridged version of the story for people who don’t want to read this brain-punchingly awful run-on sentence:

    Sera was at home. She felt like she wanted to kill people. She did. The end.

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    • Funny, that’s pretty much the concept for every “______ the killer” story.

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  3. [wrapped in a blanket crying in the corner]
    “Oh god… it was terrible… not one period… or proper punctuation… not one…”

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  4. Periods.

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  5. “Being dirty minded she laughed”. You don’t know what being dirty minded means, do you?

    Damn kids these days, and their senseless violence. Back in my day, we were too busy walking to school uphill both ways and wrestling bears with our mustaches to murder our best friends. Yep, those were the good old days.

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  6. worst shit ever,

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  7. AAAAAAAAAGH THERE WERE NO FUCKING PERIODS IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING STORY! MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING! HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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  8. Bvb fan :D

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  9. Fucking…fullstop!!

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  10. don’t be mean i am real just wait and see you next

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    • Calm down Beavis, you’re not scaring anyone. Your story was bad and you know it. If you don’t want people to be mean stay off the internet.

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    • Hi. Do you know what this is?

      .

      It’s called a period. You use it to end sentences. They teach it in grade 1, I think. It’s that key that has “>” and “.” printed on it. It’s not even that hard to do; you just type “.” when you finish writing a sentence.

      Also, learn about paragraphs, and how to use caps lock properly. This is a Creepypasta, not a cheesy Xbox LIVE username.

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    • Come for me, and I’ll be waiting with a 12 gauge.

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  11. Wait, her parents died. Did she kill her magic parents or her friend’s?
    And why did her friend’s parents let her in without contacting Sera’s parents?
    Is there a reason she got the urge to kill? I realy wanna know.

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  12. Troll or not, how do you even wake up in the morning knowing you inflicted this garbage on some poor editor who has better things to do and read? Or any attachment to his/her sanity? I can help some people write better, but there’s just no hope for something of this caliber… seriously, wait a few years and take a few classes before you write anything else.

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  13. As if the original pasta wasn’t bad enough.

    This story was probably written by a ten year old who thinks Jeff is sexy and needs to make a marysue for him.

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  14. Wow, no full stops at all.

    That’s these > …..

    I think they call them “periods” in America. In the UK a period is a term for the menstrual cycle.

    If the lack of punctuation wasn’t enough, the story was dreadful.

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  15. that was terrible!
    do u know what a full stop is, it is one of these . ………. look little dots that you see on ur keyboard press them when you finish a sentence. the story line was terrible besides the horrible punctuation it was boring an it didn’t make sense

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  16. Stop. Just stop. My brain has just exploded.

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  17. I need to stop reading these Jeff The Killer rip-offs… Their making my eyes hurt.

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  18. sera get a damn facebook

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  19. SeRa……dO y0u hAve a TwIttEr aCcounT? Welp…. I think I’ve killed every single cell in my brain by typing that. Bye-bye! *dies*

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  20. Omg In The End by Black Veil Brides!!! ^.^

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  21. Ah, yes. The shit that spawned that god-awful remake.

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  22. I find it funny that you wrote in, “paranoyed.” If you take away the ‘pa’, and add an ‘n’ after the first, you’d describe my mood after I read this, perfectly.

    Or, at least, one-tenth of the emotion I felt after reading this atrocity.

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  23. Great Wall Of Pasta. Definitely great wall of pasta.

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