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Slaughterbob

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This is the story of a lost episode of spongebob. In this episode, spongebob becomes possessed by the devil and kills people. He even kills Patrick, Mr. Crabs and Skwidwerd. The reason he does this is because he is possessed by satan and the skeletons in his house that have been haunting it for like, a really long time. The reason he is being possessed is because his mind is so immature and susceptible to demon shit. So as I was watching this episode, a message came on and warned me that I need to stop watching. I didn’t want to stop watching so I kept watching. After a little while a ghost of Spongebob’s autistic brother, Spingebill, came to my house and said, “look man, you gotta stop watching this tape or you’ll die in 6.99 days”. I told him to take a long walk off a short pier and I kept watching. After a few more days of watching the evil tape, one of the haunted skeletons came and killed me to death. And now you are going to have this happen to you because you read it.

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28 Comments

  1. Poe’s Law strikes again.

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  2. Cut your hands, will ya.

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  3. Obvious troll is not so obvious

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  4. You made my day.

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  5. Obvious troll is obvious.

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  6. This is just an obvious troll, the title made me laugh though.

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  7. I wish Nickelodeon would make a spin-off based on Spingebill.

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    • ^This needs to happen
      Get on it Nick.

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  8. Killed to death. Epic.

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  9. Skwidwerd is Squidward’s replacement, because Squidward committed suicide.

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    • Wait…WHAT? THAT’S what Skwidwerd is for?

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  10. “after a few more days of watching the evil tape”

    …Geez, how long is that episode?

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  11. killed me to death….*cocks head to side like a puppy*

    is there another way to be killed?
    how about i am killed ALMOST to death? I do have a small sense of self preservation..almost is better.
    :)

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  12. I cracked up at “Skwidwerd”

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  13. This is one of those troll pastas where it is so bad it is good. It’s not creepy, but I did get a good laugh out of it. But seeing how I am rating it as a creepypasta I have to give it a F. It was pretty funny though.

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  14. OMG lollolollolololollolololl~!!!!! SKWIDWARDS SUICIDE

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  15. Spingebill=The YoutubePoop version of spongebob.

    Like, seriously?
    And the grammar is terrible.
    AND if your dead, how are you writing this piece of crap?

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  16. Note that he was told he was to die in 6.99 days from watching a cursed tape. Now doesn’t that sound familiar?

    Also, whatever demon possessed any human being to write something this horrid is at least twenty times worse than the one in the story.

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  17. “The reason he does this is because he is possessed by satan and the skeletons in his house that have been haunting it for like, a really long time.”

    You’ve been living in your mother’s basement for, like, a really long time.

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  18. Oh it killed you to death… Are you 8 ?

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  19. LOL. Why 6.99 days? Where the hell did the extra .01 go?!? Mind=blown

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  20. Ok there are things wrong with this….TOO MANY things…1.How the heck did you tell us this if you’re dead? 2. Typos. 3.killed me to death. 4. >possessed by the devilbecause he is possessed by satan< 5.the skeletons in his house 6. a ghost of Spongebob’s autistic brother, Spingebill, came to my house and said, “look man, you gotta stop watching this tape or you’ll die in 6.99 days”. 7. as I was watching this episode, a message came on and warned me that I need to stop watching.

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  21. Did…did it kill you beyond death?

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  22. Ermah gerd
    Ferk this sperngeberb persta

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  23. I knew from the title that this would be a good one. Oh boy was I ever right.

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  24. *laughs* Oh my lord………….I’m showing this to my friends, this is on the same level as “the Room” This is horribly written, but incredibly funny

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  25. instead of hissing in disgust on the sight and smell of this pasta, im on my ass laughing at it.
    though it would have been better if ” one of the haunted skeletons came and killed me to death” was “AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND I DEATH’D”

    or something like that.

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