Log of the nemetez space shuttle.
2029
July 14, 9:20 p.m.
We left for space early this morning. it is night now. we are within the range of the moon. it is beautiful up here. we will be on the moon in a few minutes.
July 15, 8:00
we landed successfully During the night. we thought we saw some sort of golden colored castle
like like building as we flied by. we went to investigate but found nothing.
July 16, 10:19 p.m.
During the collecting of moon rocks one of the astronauts, botz to be precise found what seemed like a skull with two large pointy fangs to the sides buried under in the moon dirt. its nothing pretty to look at.
July 20, 8:00 p.m.
Henry. the leader in charge of land marking claimed that there was a golden colored building within 10 miles of our location. we went and found nothing. must have been one of his tricks.
July 22, 9:15 p.m.
Henry stubbornly claimed to have seen the building again went out at night but hasn’t returned in almost two days.
July 24, 10:00 p.m.
We heard screaming in the distance it sounded like Henry. we sent our men but found nothing.
August 6, 11:00 p.m.
Its been almost 2 weeks a lot of things happened henry was right there is a building we saw it flashing and disappeared and reappeared again many times till it became solid went and visited it. as hard as it seems there was a tall man of about 30 years old wearing a suit who called himself sed. he greeted us kindly and invited us to his home. we asked if he has seen Henry. he said he saw a man from out of his castle fall inside a narrow deep crater. we later went and found nothing. over dinner i noticed that one of his servants had the same scar on his foot that Henry had one time when he stepped on a nail in the academy. I had no way of telling since he didn’t have Henry’s body or face.
August 10, 10:06 p.m.
We left out of sed’s castle he was a strange unpleasant man. four of our men have disappeared as they went out last evening. leaving only me and polanski. Sed’s castle has disappeared once more.
August 13, 6:00 p.m.
I’m left alone. When i woke up Polanski last night was found dead outside the shuttle door. his body dried of blood. I think i know what happened. And im sure I’m next. if this is found. bring in all the military I left a map pointing the exact location of the castle. bomb it down. kill everyone and everything in sight.
This message was never found.
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July 13, 2012 at 7:23 pm
My brain decided to read this entire pasta in Christopher Walken’s voice. I don’t know why.
July 13, 2012 at 7:58 pm
You idiots posted this on crappy pasta? You morons wouldnt k of a good story such as this one even if it punched you idiots in the face.
July 13, 2012 at 8:22 pm
Troll harder, Hayden. This is utter shit and you know it.
July 13, 2012 at 9:31 pm
Worth it just to read “This message was never found” at the end. I laughed.
July 14, 2012 at 1:55 am
I like how we can get to the moon in l day now.
Just a few questions, actually…
1. How is the skull with pointy fangs relevant?
2. How did “Sed” get to the moon?
3. Who the fuck is this “Sed”
4. How is the guy with the scar on his foot relevant? (Unless Sed was taking people and making them his minions, but I don’t think that is the case, is it?)
5. If this message was never found, then how are we reading it? (WHO WAS MESSAGE?)
3/10, I would maybe suggest finding a better cookbook for this pasta
July 15, 2012 at 7:18 am
Dafuq? Was this unfinished, or an attempt to troll by questioning people’s faith in humanity? While I know they wouldn’t put a joking, purposely unscary story on the real creepypasta site, I expected this pasta to be some sort of joke, possibly ending in man door hand hook car door. I made sure to click on the very left of the first star.
July 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Dude.. it’s space. There’s no “nighttime” in space, man. How do you go to a castle and find nothing? It’s a castle. Did it disappear like the other castles? This is the opposite of creepy.
July 17, 2012 at 11:15 pm
This is Ground Control to Major Tom, what is your status? Major Tom? NOOOO!!
July 18, 2012 at 5:19 pm
I am mentally inserting THIS MESSAGE WAS NEVER FOUND to the end of every bad creepypasta I read from now on
July 18, 2012 at 5:51 pm
“While I know they wouldn’t put a joking, purposely unscary story on the real creepypasta site”
Sure, because the Fresh Prince one was meant to make you so scared that you stay away from all basketball-related objects, or maybe even West Philadelphia completely, for the rest of your life.
And the WHO WAS PHONE was meant to scare you so bad, you never use any kind of phone ever again.
By the way, this comment was never found.
July 19, 2012 at 2:29 am
“We heard screaming in the distance it sounded like Henry. we sent our men but found nothing.” Come on!! Do I need to quote “Alien”? plus how do you eat dinner in space? “Bring in all the military”!?! If There’s space military why is there no radio com with heuston?? I mean the team went up “collecting moonrocks” and found a friggin’ castle!! I’d count that as somethin to phone home for!
August 9, 2012 at 11:53 pm
I would think an astronaut would use better grammar.
October 22, 2012 at 4:56 am
In space, no one can hear you scream, just in case you were wondering. There are no particles to carry vibrations in the vacuum of space, and therefore sound is not carried.
October 22, 2012 at 5:35 am
How do you hear a scream in a place that has literally no air?
December 10, 2012 at 5:00 am
Do you know nothing about space?
1. There is no sound in space.
2. The military in space. The military in space. Bomb the castle in space. Are you serious. You probably aren’t.
3. Sed has servant’s IN SPACE.
3. THIS MESSAGE WAS NEVER FOUND.
Fuck yourself.
February 14, 2013 at 1:13 am
Thank god this message was never found. For a minute there, I thought I actually wasted my
Time reading this.
(although it was a great story for teh luls)