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Spade

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We’ve heard the song ‘The Cat Came Back’, right? You know, that annoying little cat who was just so stubborn as to never want to leave? It was just always there, even if you put it to death it would still show up. But, as we all know, that’s logically impossible. A cat who would die and and come back the VERY NEXT DAY? Crazy, right?

Wrong.

Forget all logic you know while reading this. This is not a bedtime story. This is not a tiny little horror story to give you goose bumps for a day or two. This is a warning.No one knows when it started… It’s always just been here. It’s been forgotten every since that song has been sung by children in classrooms. Just because it has been forgotten does not mean it has left. “Spade” they call it, the cat with the pointed tounge. It’s devious, pretty little gleaming red eyes will pull you in, but the pain of it’s last victim and all the black bloodshed is the last image that will run through you half dead eyes. Rarely any living being knows what Spade looks like because almost no living being survived the encounter. My advice to you is to stay aware of your surroundings.
You are probably thinking “Well I will just lock my doors” That won’t do any good. Spade is everywhere.
he can teleport into your house in a snap. You can’t escape him once you lay eyes him. You are locked in his trance. So if you have
seen him, say your goodbyes.

The miraculously frantic research and confrontations with disclaimers relating back to Spade has paid off insufficiently for me, but fortunately for those reading, you get free information. I simply could not leave this unknown creature free to roam and people without some kind of awareness.

The cat with the pointed tounge. It only makes sense that we deem him “Spade”. With his breakout, there has been black bloodshed. Out in my driveway, my son Ryan was murdered. We moved so that little Mason would not have to live around people talking about it and such, but I don’t think our little Mason will ever be the same. His little head will be disturbed… perhaps, until he dies.

Credit To – Panda and Kitty
Credit Link - http://poptartpanda.muzy.com/        fieldsmadison1@yahoo.com

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  1. Ok, people have said this before but, if you post something so specific as to say “remember when” or “so in *fill in the blank some fan fiction shit*” chances are, the reader does not know so stop assuming they know what the fuckin hell you’re talking about!!!! And no I won’t listen to that fucking song, if I don’t already know what you’re talking about right away and it requires research on my part I will not continue reading the story.

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  2. Furthermore it just looks like you took 4 shitty tumblr stories/poems and smashed them together and expected your little emo drones to eat it up and then some how expect it to be some how also a “creepypasta”. It’s not even quirky strange, it’s just a malgimation of some disjointed un related short stories and poems that you tired to some how vaguely link together by adding the line at the end to some how string it to the first disjointed sentence.

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  3. A pointed tongue (spelled correctly) is not scary. While we’re at it, you can’t make an animal scary just by adding red eyes and mentioning that it kills people. It’s too cliche and boring at this point. When your “monster” has all the powers of a regular feral animal, it is not scary.

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  4. I can see that you two disobeyed the author’s explicit instructions to forget all logic you know while reading this.

    If you do that this goes from being a shit quality story based on an obscure song, and can be seen as what it really is… The true story of president Obama’s birth. I would never have seen it but without logic it’s obvious!

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  5. Ummm… how come I looked at that cat, but I’m not dead yet?

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  6. Evil cat that teleports and kills you? SLENDERCAT, SLENDERCAT, DOES WHATEVER A SLENDERCAT DOES- *shot*

    Anyway. This is a shit story. You should feel bad.

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  7. I like dogs better.

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  8. “he can teleport into your house”. Wtf man srsly? No but honestly you do deserve a little credit for understanding what punctuation and grammar are.

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