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SplshAttck

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I always played pokemon fire red when I was younger, I played on my old scratched up game boy advanced and would always choose bulbasur. This really isn’t important I just wanted to mention it because I could. Either way I would tend to screw over my save files, and ruining all functions of internal clocks with a gameshark and too much use. After about 3 years of not playing the game I decided to pop it in and try out some of my old game-shark codes, I remember 3 of them that would never work, I didn’t name them well because of how young I was and each one was just called Splshattck, I turned them all on and started up my game.
I made a new file, seeming as how the old one was corrupted from before. I then played the game until I could get the fishing rod, then went to the dock area to find a magikarp that I caught and put in the first slot of my party. I started on my way through the game again, but I noticed something, whenever I used splash attack on a trainer pokemon it exclaims, “It appears to do nothing.” Which really isn’t a big deal, I can’t even remember if this was already a thing anyway. I kept going, switching pokemon after the first splash attack on each pokemon so that I could evolve the magikarp. Eventuly I made it to the islands with the mountain that I can’t remember the names of. Here my magikarp finnaly evolved into a garados after a trainer battle, my game froze. I kept the game on for about 5 minutes until the lighting started to freak out, the game boy sp lighting thing that it can do to make it brighter or darker started to flicker by itself. Suddenly it turns back to the normal game and gives me the image of the garados, it was the shiny red version though even though the magikarp wasn’t.
Now with a garados I decided to boast it around by heading back and fighting the elite four with it. After flying to the place I was greated by the normal building, however the door wasn’t there. I walked in and there was no other npcs there like normal, seeming as how it was also a pokemon center, there wasn’t even a nurse. I walked into the open doors that led into the elite four battles, the first elite four member was there, asking me if I knew what I have done to these people. I had no clue what they were talking about. No other elite four member was there, but my rival was at the end like normal. He said that he wanted to end what I have caused, and the only way to do so was to get rid of the garados. The battle started, garados was sent out and my rival sent out his pokemon. I used splash attack one more time. The game started to make noises as if it was spinning a disk or a fan or something, the lighting flickered again, and after yet another 5 minutes or so the screen cut to black then sent me back to the title screen, my save wasn’t there and I could only start a new game.

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5 Comments

  1. Uhh…so…what exactly happened?

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  2. I crei evrytiem

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  3. This entire pasta could have been easily explained by the gameshark code he put in.

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  4. …and then? You started going somewhere with this, but then you just… stopped. Are we supposed to fill in the rest? Leave things vague so our imaginations do the work of giving the scares? Sorry to say, but that’s not exactly working…

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  5. Wtf is with the ending?

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