My life long dream was to become an animator at nickelodeon, and when I got the job, as you can guess, I was happier than a dog with a bone. However, I wasn’t happy for long, because on my first day on the job, I found a disc on my desk that read “Animation Instruction Video”. Seeing this as strange because I had already gone to college, I put it in, thinking it was a prank from the boss.
The first thing I noticed was the title, as always. It was the average, joyful hawaiian text. It said “Spongebob’s Day Off”. I thought “I knew it was a prank!”, and then thought “Wait a second. What kind of prank would a normal spongebob episode? There has to be something more.”
It then began with spongebob walking out of his house with his hat on, singing I’m ready, I’m ready! Squidward told him to shutup and stop saying I’m ready, so spongebob stopped and walked to the Krusty Krab. At the Krusty Krab, spongebob was cooking Krabby Patties like normal. I was enjoyng the episode until patrick walked in. That’s when things got creepy.
Patrick walked in looking angry, and he obviously wanted a Krabby Patty. Squidward said something like “Spongebob, we need 20 Krabby Patties on the double.” Then turned to face patrick and said “That will be 20 dollars Patrick.” Patrick gave a furious reply and yelled “I DIDN’T COME HERE TO PAY FOR MY PATTIES!!!” And then started chasing squidward. He caught squidward, and began to choke him. That’s when spongebob ran out and saw him. “Patrick, put squidward down this instant!” Patrick replied by dropping squidward and sayong “Okay, then. You want to go? Fine then!”
They began to fight. Patrick was about to kill spongebob when he pulled out his spatula. “Patrick, I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me no choice.” He stabbed patrick through the stomach and with a loud screech, he died. Spongebob tried to get up, but he couldn’t. Instead, he got up to his knees and began to sob. After 5 minutes of this, the sobbing was replaced by maniacal laughter. He got up to his feet, gave squidward an insane grin, revealing several rows of sharp teeth, and said “Hello squidward!” His voice sounded like it was reversed, but at the same time not reversed. “Let’s have some fun!” He swiftly ran towards squidward and cut his head off, and then he said “Taking a nap isn’t fun! Shame on you!” And gutted squidward. “I’m hungry!” And then ate his entrails.
He then looked at me and his eye popped out, hanging by a single nerve cord. Suddenly the Krusty Krab lit on fire. In the background, you could see Mr.Krabs running and screaming, burning to death. He then looked at me and said”Would you like a Krabby Patty?” His head twisted off and the video ended.
I went to the bosses office an asked if he pranked me and he told me to watch the video with him. His face went horribly pale.”My brother who was the previous animator made an episode called spongebob’s day off.” He said. “He is dead now. I’m going to have to fire you, there is a higher chance he won’t find you if you dont have the job.” At that point, I was glad I didn’t have the job. What I saw was messed up, and if you apply for being an animator, do not watch that disc if you find it! It is to messed up. I didn’t get any sleep for a few days, and when I do, I only get abut 5 hours tops. Ask the boss if his brother made an episode called spongebob’s day off, and if he says yes but he’s dead now, QUIT THE JOB!!!
Credit To – Michael B.