This is something that happened to me,
Ok, I don’t know why im writing this but here it goes. Ok, so my parents and me, im an oly child, were taking a vacation to my smelly uncle’s trailer, IN FUCKING KENTUCKY!!! I beged them not to take mebut they wouldnt listen, I was all like “come one let me say, more responsibility forme, think of think likre your honymoon.” I even told them that I wouldn’t go out as much But no, I have to be stuck with my READNEAK LONELY, HORNY uncle, I heard that he gos to stippers places. To make things worse there was no internect connection over there because of his crappy job, whatever it is. Ugh, I hated not being on tumbler for a week. So we live in Ohio, its fucking cold, and we had to drive 6 hrs to there in my parents minie van, IN THE MIDDLE FO FUCKING SEPTEMBER all because he won some crappy scratch lotery, he probably spent all tat money on booze or something, whatever rednecks do.
So we got out of the carr and low and behold my uncle was in a kiddie pool out in his yard, HALF FUCKING NAKED. Ugh, I don’t even know why we visit, fucking rednecks I just wanna shoot them all, I don’t kare if some of them are my ‘family’ id get a aniper rifle and, BANG BANG!! So, we walk in with all our shit in our hands and then this douchbag just stays in his fucking pool, the nerve of him. His wife and like 15 children walk out iof the ‘renavated’ traler home, and then i have to shake their fat, piggy hands, ALL 17 OF THEM, and then walk to that hell hole. THEY WEARE ALL WIERD FUCKING REDNECKS!! So it became 6P.M and then we had to eat their fuckingTV DINNERS. IT TASTEDD LIKE FUCKING SHIT!! and that wasn’t the worst part, we had to watch foot ball, nasscar, amd FUCKING FOX NEWS. Every day we would contine this fucking routine untill we got out of this fucking place. Thank the nonexistent god that I had my gameboy, yah I said it im a fucking hipster, COME AT ME BRO!!1 IF YOU HATE ME THAN FUCK YOU AND SUCK MY DICK1!! So, THE WORST happened on the suposedly final day, day 7…
It stasrted to rain on what I wanted to be the last day, FUCK I thought in my haead. My fuckeng parents said it was a good idea to stay therr e for a night, FUCK THAT if I was them I would have drove through that fucking rain, I don’t care if I died, it better than staying there. So we over heard that they berried their dog in the lawn and it was going to surface from all the rain, GREAT FUCK. To make things worse the window for the room me and my parents sleap in FACED THE FUCKING LAWN.
So, like in the middle of the night I woke up sweating because they didnt install fucking ac in the house. The rain poured on and I was all like FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN, GREAT FUCK.!!1 so sonething was coming out between the treas, I didn’t know what the fuck it was, and then I kowticed it was a wild fuckimng boar. It walked to the dogs grave. and then it walked away two the dark.
It turned day and we went home, I work at a gass station. I don’t wanto think about the truip because it was that crappy. 1 day I brought the trash 2 the can place and then I herd something to the other end of the thing, I thought it was a peedopile raping some little kid, so I shrugged it off. BUT THE FUCKING NOISE, it gave me mygrains. I wus all like “SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL CALL THE COPS.” And it did for a little while. And then… it happende………………
The same pig boar thing came from the back and then it turned into man, then pink doulfin and then TO THE FUCKING FATTEST KIDD I EVER SEEN. I fucking pimp slapped that boy, cause he looked like a red neck, and then ran off because I thought I was high, or something. Did I tell you that I smoke weed? Is the fucking best.
So now we are the present and then I didn’t wanna go to work so I called in sick, and is smoking rite now. Ive been a week off right now, SUCKERS. So the manbearpig … dollphin thing is at my doorstep, I mite smoke a doobie with it, and now it is cutting off my head, now I am dead. And the police will never know what happened and this will go into pollice valts as 1 of the most grusome unexplained misteries forever. I am now haunting who ever reads this tumblr post and they are cused and I will kill everyone wo ever reads this in a week, send this tumbr post to at least 10 people and this wont happen. I am dead and haunting this massage. GREAT FUCK.
Credit To: Kyle, and the original creator of Stalked