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Teletubbies

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I was a young kid.My sister was really into baby cartoons and things like that.One day my family and I went to wal-mart.She noticed a teddy bear.She grabbed it.The night she got it I started hearing weird things at night.In the morning I woke up and it was in front of my bed just laying their.I tried to think how it got their.Maybe my sister brung it into my room.Maybe she sleeped In my room woke up and walked off?There were so many reasons.I walked my sister she said no she slept with it.I thought maybe my mom put it in my room.I asked her she said no she went to sleep last night.I said,Well if you didn’t do it and Jamie (sister) didn’t do it than who did?!I started to get scared.That night I went so sleep again trying to forget about it.I heard more noise again.Like tiny feet chattering while running.I heard my door creek.I opened my eyes.There was a black type of silk at the crack of my door.I couldn’t move I was to scared to.I closed my eyes.I opened my eyes the teddy bear was in front of me!I screamed as the teddy bear ran away.My mother came into my room “What’s wrong what’s going on!?!”The teddy bear… it was in front of me so I yelled.Stop making up this nonsense!You get much attention from me you don’t need more than what you have!Now go to sleep and be quiet!I tried to go back to bed.I just couldn’t.I got up and walked to my sisters room.The teddy bear was under her arm.Maybe it was my imagination.But it looked so real.The next morning I went to the teddy bear and put it in a box.I put the box with the teddy bear in my basement outside.I ate dinner that evening and heard banging from underneath the house.My mother asked “What is that noise?” I said,I put the teddy bear in the basement outside.Why!?She yelled.I just didn’t like it it was scaring me.I said.My mom said,After you get done eating dinner I want you to go and get it from the basement.I thought to myself what if it…MOMMY!My sister said,Da lamp fell.In a little kid voice.Mom said,it was maybe the thudding under the house.Henry (me) I want you to go see what that thudding is and bring a flashlight.I went outside to investigate the unknown thudding.When I got in the basement I smelt a very rotten smell.Like something dead.Meat was everywhere I’m the basement.The blood led to the teddy bear.Bloody meat was all over it.Especially all over the mouth.I yelled I screamed I panicked.The teddy bear rose its head very slowly.Its eyes were black.In the black pouch in its stomach had very small pieces of meat.I kicked it and ran out of the basement trying not to look back.I told my mom everything.She yelled at me and she said I was grounded in a very angry voice.Stop making up this nonsense now go to your room and no T.V.I tried to tell her but she just kept yelling at me.I went to my room and slammed the door furiously.My heart was pounding in fear.I knew something bad was under the house.That night I went to my moms room and crawled into her bed.I heard the chattering feet again.I pulled the cover over my head.But I noticed that it was going to my sisters room.I got up and tiptoed to my sisters room the teddy bear grabbed onto the bed and climbed up.I ran over to it and picked it up then slammed it into the ground.It picked up a Broken piece of glass from the lamp and stabbed me in the leg with it.It stabbed me multiple time piercing in and out of my leg.I finally kicked it and fell to the ground.I crawled over to it and grabbed its legs.Pulled it back and took the glass from the teddy bear.I cut my sisters T.V up as loud as it can go.It was very loud my mom woke up and walked to the loud T.V the red teletubbie was gone but my bloody leg and pant was sill left behind.Mom yelled and thought I stabbed myself.I said no I didn’t do this I sware!She thought I was crazy The next morning I woke up in a hospital.My sister and mom were standing around me.Mom I said I aware I didn’t do this!She said is there something wrong with you?No I said its the tedd- STOP!My mother yelled.You have something terribly wrong with you.I blowed.When I got home I put the teddy bear in my fireplace.6 years later I moved out of the house and moved to a very big home.When I was done placing everything everywhere I rested on the couch.I heard noises.I looked up and it was the teddy bear.How though?It ran to me and jumped on me.It still had the blood stain on its silky coat.It grabbed a knife and pointed it at me.
TO BE CONTINUED
Credit To – Nick

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23 Comments

  1. What is this?
    2 things:
    1-is it a teddy bear or a tellitubbie or a bear that turned into a teeliyubbie…..?
    2- please don’t continue this story

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  2. You realize there’s supposed to be a space after a period, right?

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  3. I really hope it killed you, you sack of shit. You are a waste of oxygen and flesh. Kill yourself, please.

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  4. No offense, of course.

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  5. “I was a young kid.” That’s cool, I was an old kid.

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  6. No teddy bear, you are the Teletubbies!
    And then the teddy bear was a Teletubbie.

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  7. WTF?! TELETuBBiES!? ARE U FUCKIN FIVE? Dude, teletubbies are happy retarted monkeys who fell in toxic waste and made the sun a fucking baby. What the fuck are u thinking, the point is teletubbies are the shit that poisoned the ocean like you.

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  8. no offense though

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  9. I like the concept and the story line but telletubies and teddies confused me for part 2 u should continue and have the ted relieved and go on the whle town

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  10. Okay. This is getting ridiculous. First we have a lost episode of some show nobody has ever heard of, then we have a lost episode of THOMAS the fuckin’ TANK ENGINE, and now we have this.

    I’m so fucking angry right now. Is it possible for me to kill an entire genre of crappypasta?

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  11. Make up your mind, teddy bears or Teletubbies? Plus there’s no reason for two parts. They put it on Crappy Pasta if there isn’t a good reason for two parts. Paragraphs are nice too.

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  12. Seriously. Im so scared right now, I swear to God that I just saw a teletubbie.

    No. Not scary at all, but retarded.
    Don’t ever write again.

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  13. MOMMY! Da Lamp Fell. Not scary at all

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  14. I agree with Jeroni. DA LAMP FELL. NOT FUNNY. NOT SCARY. JUST STUPID. RAGE QUIT

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  15. I personally feel that this story lacks in a lot of ways. I would like to agree with Jeroni and Creeper. The line Da Lamp Fell, is not funny in anyway and that this story is most likely a troll.

    ~Larry the Loving Llama

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  16. I personally agree with Jeroni, Creeper, and my arch enemy Larry the Loving Llama. I would like to say that Da Lamp Fell is not funny. So this person should try harder, the main sight is CREEPY PASTA, not USEBADLINESANDBADGRAMMARTOMAKEFUNNYPASTA.
    So think about that.

    ~Larry the Hating Llama

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  17. DA LAMP FELL! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! XP

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  18. Holy shit guys, I just had the most horrible news! Ted called and said that he was watching Telletubbies while high. Now he’s in prison and wants bail. Help a bear out?

    Seriously though, this storie’s shit.

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  19. I personally agree with Jeroni, Creeper, and my fellow llamas. I would like to say that Da Lamp Fell made my bowels loosen, so this person should never write again, lest our pasta be marinated in feces.
    So think about that while I clean myself up.
    ~Larry the Incontinent Llama

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  20. the mum in the story is the worst parent ever….
    “son, I want you to investigate the strange noise alone and unarmed at night, then I will completly dissimiss anything you said and not go and check my self.”
    I really hope the teddy killed her.

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  21. Is no one going to question the random rotten meant in this story?

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  22. Gah, I meant to say “meat”. Stupid iPod.

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  23. Is it a teddy bear or a teletubby? Why does the mother hate her son? Why does the teddy go and lie on the boy’s bed? Why is the teddy have meat and blood everywhere?!

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