Hannah sat down on her bed clearly ready to crash; she hadn’t slept in two days! she was extremly paranoid with all the crazy news about some serial killer. she sighed telling her self it was nothing and it would pass like any other killer. and slipped into her blankets. but something felt…off. just as she was on the border of sleep,something started tugging at her covers. anna rolled over to face the wall. this wasn’t the first time she had issues with…sinister things. it began to get more annoying than scary.
a shuffling noise coming from the other side of her bed kept her awake. “Leave me alone!” she screamed burrying her head in her pillow. Hannah stopped for a minutes…she heard something what sounded like…breathing! her eyelids flutterd open and her gaze landed on the most horrific figure she had ever seen in her life. just before she could let out a scream; the figure lunged forward covering her mouth. Hannah thrashing was usless, there was nothing she could do. the man laughed a little then rasped in a terrifiying voice. “Just Go To Sleep.”
That was expected...,
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February 6, 2013 at 8:58 am
This story is so shit I can sum it up in 10 words. ‘Girl goes to sleep, is attacked by Jeff the Killer’. Were you really that lazy just to do such a boring and straight up plot? This is the equivalent to ‘One day I was walking around the city. Suddenly I was attacked by demon. Then I died.’ Except that said false demon pasta is technically better, because at least it doesn’t use such an overused piece of shit like Jeff.
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February 6, 2013 at 1:11 pm
No. More. Jeff. The. Killer.
Your pasta is molded over with grammar mistakes and spelling errors and just random mistakes (Hannah becomes Anna at the end of the first paragraph).
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February 6, 2013 at 11:45 pm
Operator here, computer-jumping to vote this godawful piece of shit down. It deserves it.
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February 7, 2013 at 1:40 am
Just don’t write about Jeff the Killer. That story was full of plot holes and grammar errors. Any branch off of that story is doomed to follow in the footsteps of the original and fail miserably.
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February 7, 2013 at 3:49 am
Every time I pass by this story I think it’s called That was exploded…
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February 7, 2013 at 8:18 am
I love how most of the comments actually show more effort than the pastas they are about.
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February 7, 2013 at 10:09 am
I am going to write a story where Jeff the Killer gets slaughtered by the regulars on Crappypasta. I think it would be very cathartic for all of us.
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February 21, 2013 at 7:04 am
I’m already doing one about Slendy. You take out JtK, and then there’s just the lost episodes and vidyagaems to dispose of.
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February 20, 2013 at 10:27 pm
I love these, just plain bad it doesnt matter if it was accidental or on purpose either way this is just bottom of the barrel
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February 21, 2013 at 6:07 am
I’m getting to the point where if I hear someone use the words “go to sleep” in conversation I’d probably punch them in the face.
Jeff the Killer was never scary! The original story was mediocre at best. The picture was what made it and it was stupid too.
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