James was a ambitious man just turned 20 and was about to discover something quite perplexing. Driving down an unusually quiet street something catches James’ eye. A short stocky odd colored “being” stood behind a dead tree. James initially decided to ignore it but he was running out of gas.                  Stoping by a local gas station he sees the same figure by the bathroom. Still oblivious James continues down his road with a full tank. He still sees the figure and finally decides to stop and see. To his luck the brakes are broke. James reluctantly smashes into a stripped tree.
After a couple of hours James is rudely awaken, still in a daze James hears a wicked snarl and jumps up. A slight change in scenery startles James. The short creature stands before him. A inhuman like creature just the size of a small lamp stands over him.
“What do you want from me?” James slowly bellows.
“Just some good dinner.” a scratchy voice returns. James starts to fidget wildly then he gets knocked out cold. Know body knows where he is if he is alive or where he was even going. But all the people who see this creature say he resides in Hoboken, NJ. People who investigate are never heard of again.
The bellybutton is a small creature that kills everything that stands close to him. Only 2’6″ and a charcoal color. If you drive he will cut your brakes and you’ll crash soon. If you your dead on the spot.

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