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The China Doll (1)

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Hi guys,This is my first ever pasta I have written, it’s based on what i’m pretty sure is an irish folk tale (Unless my source was making it up…)
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Ireland, During the Reign of King Henry VII

It was one of those cold and unforgiving nights common to Ireland, where the rain and fog stop anyone from leaving their house. An old crone sat hunched over, stitching a tiny dress onto a doll with a porcelain face, that looked exactly like a small child. No sooner had she stitched the last stitch on the little dress, the door of the hut was suddenly kicked off it’s hinges! It was the king’s men. They had come to kill and burn this woman, whom they thought was a witch. The woman clutched the doll to her withered body, begging them for mercy. They silenced her moans with a pike through her chest, piercing through the doll’s chest, and into the heart of the woman. Leaving her to die, the men left to get pitch to burn her hovel.

While the woman lay bleeding, she murmured some words, in an ancient and dead tongue. She began to speak louder and louder, her croaking voice growing with intensity, until she uttered the last sentence. Exhausted, she collapsed, and with a final rattling breath, died.
The doll opened her eyes…

Credit To: Evan The Reindeer…

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  1. Dude, this isn’t an Irish folktale. This is the plot to Child’s Play.

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  2. 11 lines… And you conscidered making it in multiple parts?!
    In addition to that, there was no creativity, and we don’t care if it’s your first pasta.

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  3. Sorry, the guy who told me this story told me so. I said that in the intro, remember?

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  4. @The guy who wrote this

    Lesson learned: always do your research. Don’t believe everything you hear.

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  5. THIS IS NOT AN IRISH FOLKTALE IM IRISH AND I HATE THIS CRAP!! THIS IS NOT AND IRISH FOLKTALE AND IM ANGRY!!! IM HIGHLY OFFENDED!!! THIS SUCKS!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!

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