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the clown statue…

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one day a virl was baby sitting two kids.The parents said the kids were already asleep that she should go in their room and watch T.V , once she   was there she saw a disurbing clown statue she tried dismissing it but she just couldn’t.She called the parents “Hey Mr. Johnson, can I cover your clown statue with a sheet or blanket or something? Its not that i dont like its just-” The father interupted her “GET THE KIDS AND GO NEXT DOOR ONCE YOU GET THERE CALL THE POLICE THEN CALL ME!!! GO NOW!!!” Once the call ended, the statue moved..and the sitter saw . That was it she ran got the kids out they were running to the neighbors house. Well until the statue ran right in front of them…

That night the sitter and the kids got killed. The clown was later identified as a homeless midget who some how got in the house…

WARNING:If you see this man contact your local police immeadiatly.

HE IS COMING…
Credit To – Sean Sink

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  1. At first, I thought this was just a crappy Copypasta rehash until I read the line:

    “The clown was later identified as a homeless midget who some how got in the house…”

    Just. What. What? Oh, lawdy! So much what!?

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  2. I feel bad for that virl.

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  3. when a horror story has you laughing your face off, you know someone screwed up.
    also, I’ve read this story before, just that it made sense and ended when the father told the kids to go out the house.

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  4. Well, it’s copypasta… So, yea!

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