It was like any other day at the doctors office. Tim had waited in the waiting room for an hour. So had his wife, Jenny.”Tim’s appointment is ready!”, called a doctor. As he walked down the hallway a doctor with a smug smile on his face walked by. It just so happens Tim didn’t see the surgical knife in his hands. It was only 5 minutes later when he heard a scream from the waiting room. It was Jenny!!! He knew he had to escape. The nurse in his room left and would be back in ten minutes to kill him (according to Tim’s thoughts). He grabbed a knife and left the room. A nurse next to his escape path slammed open a drawer in her desk and pulled out a gun and a knife ( the gun she carried and the knife she put in her pocket). By the time she went after Tim he was gone hiding, only because he knew better not to leave Jenny in this nightmare. Tim later found her, dead. He ran out the door, having the nurse put a bullet in his arm. Tim quickly got home and covered his hand with a towel until the blood stopped flowing out of him. (He was at home because he gained a fear of hospitals). Well, anyways the doctor who killed Jenny was arrested (the other doctors and nurses committed suicide), not only for the fact that he killed Jenny, but the fact he hated kids and let his anger out on them. He broke out of prison a week or two later. He never learned his lesson. He goes to houses, he taps on windows of children’s rooms when they are sleeping, taps on the window with a knife to stir the up a little, then he opens the window, cuts the child/children open. One time, Tim got sick of the murders so he got an ax and waited for the doctor… Sure enough, there was the doctor.he got close to the window, when he was about to open it, Tim cut off his hand! The doctor ran off into the woods. People say he has a claw now and rips open the children. The cops never caught him. People wonder if they ever will. So sleep with with a gun…
The doctor,
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February 14, 2013 at 12:31 am
lol, wut?
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February 15, 2013 at 6:06 am
I’m going to start casually tossing “So sleep with a gun” into my conversations from now on.
“I ordered a CD from Amazon the other day and they sent me Pitch Perfect on Blu-Ray”
“Hahahahahhahahahahhahahhhhhahhhahhahahah”
“Yeah so now I have to ship it back to them and wait for a replacement to arrive. So sleep with a gun.”
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June 9, 2013 at 9:29 pm
Man hook hand door car door.
Also this makes no sense.
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