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the eternal nightmare

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hey, me here a lowly creep still not deployed in the arena…but before i do, let me tell you a story.there are a lot of unique people in the league some good some bad but let me the history of one specific champion..er i mean “monster” in the league.his skin black as the fog of war, his ganks were so deadly even flash and the turrent are helpless to stop him in his bloody rampage…and his skills…can even bring the hardiest champion to his knees.i wouldn’t  dare to speak his name…but i will tell a story of an encounter with this killer.my fellow minion had an encounter with him thankfully the summoners showed mercy to him, anyways when he saw him he was frozen in shock of what he looked like. he bore huge scythe-like weapons bound to his wrists,he had no feet…but were replaced with a ghostly tale, and his face bore nothing but big wide eyes  and he killed anything in his sight, but the scariest was when a fellow champion tried to stop his reign of terror.he used powers of darkness, confining our field of vision to about 5 inches in that darkness we heard swords clashing and cries of pain. when the darkness lifted away from our eyes we saw a horrifying view, blood and guts everywhere but the scariest thing is that monster didn’t sustain any damage on himself. with the champion on the ground the creature looked at us with a chilling gaze. that was the last thing i remember before waking up in the healing center, so any summoner, champion or minion reading this BEWARE THE ETERNAL NIGHTMARE…..NAMED NOC *GETS SLICED IN THE NECK*
Credit To – nocture, the league of legends, garena plus, the summoner community

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  1. NO. MORE. VIDEOGAME. PASTAS. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!

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  2. I think this has just reached what I will now refer to as Vidya Gaems Event Horizon, where no game can escape from the grip of bad pastas, no matter how not scary they are. First that hulk pasta, now this…. Yep, Vidya Gaem Event Horizon indeed.

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  3. And now there are league of legend banners all over the place… -.-’

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  4. I had no fucking clue what the hell this pasta was talking about until I read the credit to line. That’s REALLY bad writing. At least most of these shitty pastas attempt to let the reader know what the story’s about. Except for maybe that French one, but that had the excuse of being poorly translated. Jesus Christ. I’m going to go read that other one now.

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  5. ‘BEWARE THE ETERNAL NIGHTMARE…..NAMED NOC *GETS SLICED IN THE NECK*’
    Roleplay….Really?

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