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The Face

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imagine you’re taking a mirror reflection picture in your bathroom and as soon as you check your phone for how the picture turned out, you see in your phone screen something amiss, the picture was darker and you didn’t have your favorite expression but rather, you look as if you’ve just seen something horrifying. you stare towards the mirror and the reflection shows a hideous entity positioned right next to you.

your life suddenly flashes before your eyes. as you realize that this was your final night, you turn towards the entity in an act of desperation, you screamed into the top of your lungs…..”help!”

you are now the latest victim of a mirror hogging, sink-sitting teenage girl…with a duck face.
Credit To – sephmon

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  1. *claps* Amazing. I loved it.

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  2. This is allllmooost good enough to satisfy me as a parody pasta. I admit it, I giggled when reading it. I would clean up the grammar niceties, proper punctuation and capitalization and all that. And instead of the duck face teenager appearing in the photo, the photo takers pic. turns into duck face! Along with all his/her other photos! The horror, the horror!

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  3. Having a sister this was funny. But I still down voted it because there so many better parody pasta out there. 5\10

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