CRAPPYPASTA

For those pastas that are smelling less than fresh…


The Face Who Looked At Me In The Window

| 6 Comments

Ok…I think I’m safe for now! I’m getting ahead of myself. You see, there’s been this face just looking at me on this window an its creepying me out. I ran to my uncles farm just outside of town but I think the face might be coming after me. Has anyone else seen him? I heard something outside my window I’ll be back.
Later
So I checked out my window and the face is looking at me, and my uncle died. :( So now I’m running to a convience store with my laptop
Later
So now I’m at the store, and a squeaky voiced guy is at the counter, the body of the face is walking in, he’s slitting the store guy’s throat, he’s eating him alive. I’m gonna hide in the freezer. He’s comming towards me, he’s beginging to cut my legs off as I type this, he’s beginning to hurt me badly! ! (Dead)
Credit To – A true story

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rate This Pasta
Rating: 2.2/10 (22 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: -10 (from 12 votes)
The Face Who Looked At Me In The Window, 2.2 out of 10 based on 22 ratings
FavoriteLoadingAdd this crappypasta to your favorites
  • The Operator

    Title sums it up, really.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)
  • Yossarian

    Does this remind anyone else of that horrible mask enemy from Mario Brothers 2? You know, the one that chased you if you picked up a key? That guy was a jerk!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (5 votes cast)
  • zardoz

    “my uncle died. :(”

    pretty nonchalant way to say a relative died.
    plus how it’s just randomly put in the sentence without any context.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)
  • Red

    “he’s beginging to cut my legs off as I type this”
    I’m sorry ma’m, but… YOUR BABY WAS BORN WITHOUT A NERVOUS SYSTEM!
    Mother of God. :O

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)
  • David

    …well…a valiant effort?

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 2.3/5 (3 votes cast)
  • The Carrot Cow

    Honestly, please.

    Couldn’t help my self from rofl ing.

    All I could imagine was just a face floating around in the air.

    The one I imagined was ugly so yeah.

    I died.

    I got my soul to click the publish button.

    And I’m dead.

    Still though, eat your carrots

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rate This Comment
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

This website contains fictional content that may be too scary for younger readers. Please verify that you are either at least 18 years of age or have parental permission before proceeding.