7th December 2010,I needed a new super mario game for my nintendo entertainment system,my old game had been thrown out by my mother the previous week.I pulled up to an old grayish white house.A yard sale,great I thought to myself.I walked out of my car and over to the stall.There stood a craggy old man with grey hair an a plain white shirt.I saw his collection of games.Then I saw it,super mario for the nes.MY heart was filled with joy as I had’nt played in quite a while.The cover was torn off the cartridge and it just said in black marker “super mario bros”.Then I thought o sh*t I’m gonna be in a crappy creepy pasta so I drove off.
THE END
Credit To – me

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December 28, 2012 at 2:58 am
I thought it was pretty good. AS a parody pasta.
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December 28, 2012 at 11:21 pm
So close to a good parody pasta, but missed the mark. No humor. Seems intentionally aimed at being Crappypasta.
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December 29, 2012 at 2:41 am
No. You’re wrong… Just plain wrong.
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December 29, 2012 at 5:33 am
http://www.crappypasta.com/haunted-super-mario-bros-3/
THIS is the right way to do a haunted game parody. The thing here is just terrible.
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December 29, 2012 at 7:40 am
This actually gave me a good lol. Not enough to make it as a parodypasta on the main site, by any means, but I do appreciate it.
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January 9, 2013 at 2:43 am
Done before, and done much better than this.
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January 17, 2013 at 8:13 pm
he was wrong by one word:creepy but i think he made a good parody pasta on the main site
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May 14, 2013 at 8:16 pm
Darnit, you made me lose!
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June 16, 2013 at 5:53 pm
***reads name*** FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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