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The Ghoul

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Once upon a time there was a dog named Fido. Only he was a small dog so no one ever guessed his name! Creepy, right?? Anyway, I was chillaxing on my bed when I heard my front door open. “Fido, I know it’s you!” I shouted. Thud. Thud. Thud. Footsteps going through the house. So I called the police right? I dialed 911. “Hey, bro. There’s a dog in my house and he’s not even mine!” I walked into the living room to examine the dog. “He’s got a green face and no eyes and oily, matted brown hair!” Suddenly, my jaw dropped. This was no dog. Here it is now. Coming closer, and closer, and closer. HE IS JABBING A KNIFE IN MY HEART! NOW I’M DEAD! I’M NOT LYING!
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  1. The moment I read the word “chillaxing” I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

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  2. “Creepy, Right?” No….

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  3. I read this to one of my co-workers. She believes (and I agree) there may be a slight fib at the end of this story.

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  4. BUT WHO WAS MICKEY?

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  5. Man, this wasn’t scary, but it was actually kind of funny!

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  6. This made me realize how underused the phrase “chillaxing” is.

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  7. Wow if you were dead you wouldnt be able to write that last sentance f***tard

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  8. I approve of this troll pasta.

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