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September 21, 2012 at 2:24 am
I honestly am lost for words on this one. Did you just draw a random thing and then spend five seconds thinking up a half-assed description or was there some thought that went into this.
Honestly I hope the author didn’t draw that, the drawing shows at least some ability (shading and such), while the writing is terrible.
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September 21, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Think of more scary name? And don’t make it look like a kid in daddy’s trousers?
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September 21, 2012 at 7:44 pm
Umm… cool picture but this isn’t deviantArt bud.
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September 23, 2012 at 6:57 am
I laughed once I saw the picture.
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October 2, 2012 at 3:10 am
Great!
We really needed a monster that kills itself…. By eating it’s own head off…
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October 2, 2012 at 3:12 am
… Is it me, or the monster look like it has frog legs? (the food version of frog legs… Not those that are still on a living frog)
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February 16, 2013 at 2:13 pm
“He kills his victims by biting off its head”. So…wouldn’t that mean that the monster will be the one to die? Scaaary…
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February 24, 2013 at 5:36 pm
Deviantart or fiction press would be far superior places to put this.
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March 4, 2013 at 4:26 am
The Grunk – the unholy son of Deadpool and Pantskat.
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March 17, 2013 at 7:11 pm
I guess when it bites its own head off, acid spews out or something, or maybe it hopes that the victim will trip and it’ll fall over and suffocate them
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March 19, 2013 at 12:52 am
The Grunk. Known for committing suicide behind his victims. What terrors people most is that they have to get the monster blood off of their cloths. But, what is most intriguing about this fascinating creature?
How do you eat your own head off?
MIND=BLOWN
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March 19, 2013 at 9:25 pm
I have never seen a story with less effort put into it, and I have read quite a few stories on this site.
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April 14, 2013 at 7:11 pm
Is this the shortest pasta on the site? Seriously, make a better pasta.
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May 19, 2013 at 2:43 am
He’s adorable!
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May 20, 2013 at 1:43 am
There’s nothing scary or amusing about a suicidal frog caught in a condom. I and my animal adoring associates are outraged and demand the release of this troubled and sexually frustrated amphibian at once!
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May 21, 2013 at 3:44 am
The description makes it sound like one of those lizard/human hybrids from Mockingjay. Just thought I’d point that out.
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