Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This World
Isnt made for me or you
We all make a way to the other side
But we all look for something
What we see is something we cant forget
The blood is everywhere
While you looked scared you dont realize this is a game
The game is pokemon
Mewtwo is dead
Mew is dead
Red is dead
Everyone is dead
And you see two blood red eyes staring at you
It starts walking towards you
You try to run
But you cant
You realize there is a yellow powder in the air
You identified it as Stun Pore
You try to scream
Everything turns black
You wake up
You feel a sudden urge to play pokemon
When you start your game there is no trainer
There are no NPCs and There is no Pokemon
You see two blood red eyes looking at you
You scream as you realize your pokemon killed everything
It’s coming for you
Did you ever close the door to the other world?
You look behind you
The blood red eyes are right behind you
Your charizard looks with a murderous rage towards you
You keft him for three years and now its taking its revenge
When the police come to your burned house they find three bodies.
There are rumors that there is a Dragon flying around.
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November 12, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pokemon aren’t scary
Leave this website and never return
November 12, 2012 at 10:28 pm
My Charizard sucked, in Pokemon Red!
My Blastoise owned!
… So, what I mean is… IN YOUR FACE!
…And by the way, Mew was only obtainable by a special event… And is also only obtainable by doing a glitch.
November 14, 2012 at 4:26 am
Charizard is my favorite pokemon! He deserves something better than this nonsense. Not to mention Charizard can never learn Stun Spore (or the grosser sounding "Stun Pore," as you call it). There is only one thing I expect a pokepasta to do, and that is get the game facts right. Even the crappy ones can do that. But this? This is just the rambling of someone off their bipolar meds.
November 14, 2012 at 6:39 am
I chose squirtle oh and WHO WAS CHARIZARD?
November 16, 2012 at 6:11 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This story sucks,
and your mother does, too.
November 29, 2012 at 9:06 pm
this sucked
December 4, 2012 at 6:19 am
Poems are supposed to rhyme, you dumb shit.
December 5, 2012 at 4:42 am
“Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Why did he do
Without his med”
December 21, 2012 at 2:20 pm
W-What. Just, what is this. I mean, starting out with a poem was a good idea in theory, but…then something happened and now…no. Just…no.
February 24, 2013 at 6:47 pm
At the start add a good beat and you have one the best songs ever
March 11, 2013 at 6:31 pm
i love Charizard in fact i am most likely his biggest fan (i will test this if you ask) so when you leave a Charizard for three years yeah hes gonna kill you because chraizards are shuck bad asses that they can jump out of video games and kill you
March 22, 2013 at 11:30 pm
DA FUCK IS UP WITH THIS?! It is COMPLETE BULLSHIT. COMPLETE.