Hey you…yeah, you walking by. Have I ever told you of the story of the 3 ninjas that haunted my life forever? *You sit down next to him not sure if to trust him or not* Well it started like this, sonny. There I was, 12 years old, btw I’m 45 now…but anyways, when I was 12 years old, I was almost asleep when I heard a NOISE. I got out of my bed and peeked out the window to see what was. That is when I saw it…. “Saw what!?” you scream. THE NINJA OF COURSE! He had yellow rotting teeth, bloody eyes, and a scar across his chest. He was wearing a black suit, covering up to his neck. He looked at me and told me to: GO TO PEELS…. Wasn’t sure what he meant by “peels”, but I shoved it aside. I screamed and I called for my mom and dad to come into the room….boy, were they ticked. WHAT IS THE MEANS OF THIS? They screamed. I told them that there was a scary man outside of my window. They looked out only to my dismay, to find nothing but a few cats and hedgehogs hunting for prey at night. But, but but…..HE WAS THERE! I saw him! I yelled. Yeah well don’t do that again…they said sleepily and went back to bed. I eventually fell asleep myself. I remember the strange dream I had that night….I was sitting in a garden…..in England……There were 4 people playing cellos and violins next to me….I ignored them. Then I saw that there was a parade of people coming towards me in weird suits and stuff. I looked closer and I saw HIM. The scary man was leading the parade. They were singing some sort of chant while walking…..some were dressed in white, others in furry costumes….but that scary man kept his gaze on me.
Just then I woke up. I was in a different room….it looked like a sewer system. The smell was terrible as I saw some of my crap float by from earlier that morning. “That’s Disgusting!” you say. Yep, even had some corn in it. Anyways, I’m getting side-tracked. On one of the sewer walls, there was a message written in blood. I didn’t understand it, but here’s what it said: OD UOY EKIL SEINOP!? I was scared. I tasted the blood….Pony blood…. I thought to myself. I heard a faint voice calling for me….it said: “Come child, cooommmmmeeee” so I followed the voice. I opened a door and it was filled with candy! I ate my heart out. Later though, I felt sick….I started vomiting up the candy. It was poisonous. I started feeling drowsy. “Child, you have obeyed thee commandments I gave ye.” WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN OLD ENGLISH!? I screamed. ANYWAYS….WAHT DID YOU PUT IN THIS FREAKIN CANDY ANYWHO? “Poisooonnnnnn” the voice said. I panicked…..Poison….POISON!? THIS CANDY IS POISONOUS!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I reached for the nearest trash can and made myself regurgitate it all. The voice said: “WE ARE THE THREE NINJAS OF THE WORLD, DIPUTSEM! FEAR US!” Just then three ninjas came flying down from the sky. PLLEAAASSEEE DON’T HURT ME! I sCrEaMeD.
Just as they were about to hit me, everything went dark…..everything except for a faintly lit corridor. I walked towards it. I saw a small toy on the floor. It was a teddy bear. I picked it up. I then noticed it was mine from when I was little. Its head moved on its own and I dropped it immediately. It started to move its mouth….IT WAS TALKING! “What’s….wrong?” it said very quietly and slowly. “Remember me? We…..we were friends. You rejected me twice now…I’m afraid I must do what’s best for you.” What do you mean ‘Rejected’ you!? I screamed. “You stopped playing with me a long time ago. I waited patiently for you, hoping that you would come back for me and love me how you used to. You came back for me today, and you don’t like me…you’re scared….” Ummm ok I like you now…In fact I love you!…he..he…he…”IT’S TOO LATE NOW!” Just then my teddy unraveled himself only to be none other than…*DUN DUN DUN* THE NINJA! Then the other two ninjas came flying from the sky and assaulted me. The environment changed and I was outside in the dead of night. I then saw a blackbird singing….he looked at me. For a brief moment there was a connection between us. Even though I was being eaten by the crazy ninjas, I felt compassion for the Blackbird…why? You ask? His wings were broken, and he couldn’t fly. He saw the courage in me trying to fight off the ninjas….and he took a leap of faith and attempted to fly. He came swooping down and pecked the ninja’s eyes. They shrieked in pain. OWWY OW OWWW! They said. I then jumped onto the blackbird and we flew into the horizon. The ninjas grew wings and followed us. They were faster, but they didn’t have eyes so they couldn’t see that well. But then one of the ninjas had spare glasses and he gave them to the other ninjas and they could see again! BLACKBIRD WATCH OUT! I said. I turned the blackbird with her harness. WE NEED TO SPEED UP! I yelled. I whipped the blackbird with my iron-spiked whip and she flew 4x faster. The ninjas got really confused because of the speed we were going and they hit a wall. WE ARE SAVED! We rode off into the sunset, saved some people, and headed back home.
Noboody noes where they are to this day….they say that they live in the grand canyon, lurking for some fresh water. They say that the only reason behind their death is because of the force of love between me and my companion. Still a mystery, and that’s why I am still freaked out! *You run away from the man thinking that he is a lunatic* Then the man chased after you and pushed ninjas out of wall into you and the the then they killed you.
YOU ARE NOW DEAD
Hey everybody! This was my 2nd creeeeeppyyyypasta! The first one never got on the site, for some reason and ended up on some internet scam website called “Crappypasta”. *To the admins, you might want to fix that error so that nobody’s pastas go to that fake website* Anyways, I tried my best to make this a cinematic story and show the power of love and friendship. It ALSO shows that you should not trust old men xD if you know what I mean . Anywho, thanks for reading! I can’t wait to let out Part 2!
Credit To – Dave
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