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The Rag and bone man

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Widows he makes,
where husbands once were.
Shin bones he takes,
as corpses don’t stir.
An agent of death,
though once celebrated.
His arms and his hands,
iron cast and serrated.

Protruding with spikes,
of factory and mill.
Rusted with bloodshed,
and eager to kill.
Does he kill for fun,
to have his blades wetter.
Or does he stalk London,
hell bent on vendetta.

They die not in haist,
for his cuts start low.
They rarely can cry,
they allways die slow.
As well as one bone,
the shirt the man takes.
From bodies ripped dry,
frow his cuts and rakes.

Is he a demon,
a butcher hell sent.
Here with no more,
then murderous intent.
Or was he once he,
the man who once sank.
So betrayed by his kin,
he’s forsaken his rank.

Could this be true,
war hero turned harf.
Devil stalks us,
consumed in his wrath.
And if this is so,
how long was he known.
As simply a man,
who dealt in rag and bone.

Credit To: cockney pasta
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5 Comments

  1. Soooo, you have exactly 11 rimes that I counted…

    You need way more than that, as you style went towards a poem… Which you should continue to study, in your class.

    I could easely rewrite your poem so that it actually becomes a poem… But that would mean that you wouldn’t have to make the hard work of thinking about rimes and stuff.

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  2. Rhymes, Poodle, rhymes. Rime is frost.

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  3. Oh… "Rhymes"… I was using the french word… So, in a way, I was ok…

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  4. Somehow I dont think you could poodle. Besides There is no reason a poem should rhyme at all! some of the more forced rhymes could be reworked slightly for example "for his cuts start low." "They always die slow". Some lines arent as clear as they could be due to the regularity-if that makes sence!

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  5. mate ill be honest. was the wrong side of 10 pints when i done dpne this. all moking deserved. have fun lads. :)

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