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The True Death Of Freddie Mercury

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in the 2th of november,1991 freddie realized he did not have aids,it was their mistake.he was actually dieng of how cold it was.he spent all off his last time outside.
freddie started to shake while almost dead.he never thought he could be colder.in the day after,25th,(people thought it was the 2th)mercury was in a wheelchair bed starving,his hands or legs wouldnt move,so he could not push his wheelchair. he looked wrinkly and white and pale,he was so cold.then he was asleep with no food.on the 26th he was dead.he is still rotting in his house frozen now.thats why he has no gravesite,only the fake one in london=his statue.nobody new about this.mercury’s frozen face looked so ghaustly.he looked like he was about to vomit.his neck eventually split in half,since he died in his”head up” pose.mercury’s face is all sour dry and freezing.his eye is bloodshot with a spiders web in it,and 6 dead wood ants.and about 60 dead ants burried up his nose.and his face,extremely thin.the death-frozen freddie can still be seen.without a single grave.mercury’s face is still moulding and getting colder,and getting much horrid-er.his last words were a screach of”FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD”.he never spoke.yesterday on the 14th of december he fell out his wheelchair.aids has nothing to do with freddie.
to describe the sight well,its mercury fallen out his wheelchair with a cold white frozen face jamed and filled with bugs.and his teeth,black.with a faint grey curly beard.DEAD FRED

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  • SirCouchus

    Admin Fail….

    • Clockwerk Owl

      You’re fucking KIDDING ME, right?

  • K4nnibal

    I died at “people thought it was the 2th”. Lmao

  • al

    I’m pleased you saved the best submission for last. This is the story of the year. More like comment fail, how is posting a bad story to a site that post bad stories a failure?

    • Clockwerk Owl

      you just admit that you wasted derpbutt’s time, tyring to make a bad story. that’s a ban.
      also, this is a site for REJECTED stories that people tried to upload to the MAIN SITE! getting here is no achievement.

      • derpbutt

        I don’t believe this commenter was the author, but I do appreciate the backup!

  • al

    Alternate comment: You could say…. the Mercury dropped below zero. *sunglasses* YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Espressoka

    He didn’t need all this text. With that title, all he had to write for the pasta was:
    AIDS

  • Bradandale

    I like trains.

    • http://crappypata tytiger10

      I agree but, I don’t think this has anything to do with the pasta.

  • PanthEd

    Blasphemy!

    You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope you die of freeze! Maybe I’ll just punch your fat off!

  • Ahriannah

    Please feel free to go die now. Anyone with even an ounce of self respect would honestly never write something so blasphemic about Freddie Mercury. You are a disgrace to writing. I pray you step on a lego and then stub your toe on the corner of a stand.

  • voidinverse

    I don’t know what possessed me to click on a random pasta, but this is the first and last time. This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.

  • craphunter

    Your pasta is sucky and everybody knows! Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, you should go!

  • Weirdo Reading Manga

    You must have terrible doctors where you’re from. I think a doctor can tell the difference between frickin AIDS AND HYPOTHERMIA, especially since those diseases have NOTHING to do with each other

    • CarrotCake

      Hypothermia is a condition, not a disease. But that proves your point even more.