Most people think that rudolph the red nosed reinderr is a jolly christmas figure that helped santa claus pull his magical Mostly but no your wrong.
You see many years ago there was a russian hunter named rudolph von rindear who was addicted to cocain. Rudolph snorted coke all the time and became mentally insane. After killing numorous people and illudeing the police for months time finally caught up to ol rudolph and he was arrested and sentanced to life in a mental institution. There after years of being made fun of for his akward name and unbearable cocain addiction he began to think he was a reindeer with a red nose. The reason he wasnt allowd to join in other “reindeer” games is because the instiution feared he wuld kill again. The reason behind the red nose was due to all the cocain he had snorted causeing his nose to swell and bleed. So the next time you think or that jolly reindeer that saved the day think of what monster your really worshipping.
Credit To – chris wiz