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The Vacation

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DERPNOTE: This was upvoted enough that it’s eligible for the main site, and with good reason, too. It will be part of the April 1 2013 mass parodypasta-posting. Not sure why I passed over it for this purpose before, but thanks, guys!

A few years ago, a group of college kinds were getting ready for spring break. One informed the rest that his uncle who owns a cabin in the woods would be gone for the weekend, and gave them permission to use it as they wish.

Though one or two weren’t interested to stay in a run down old cabin for a weekend, they reluctantly agreed and took the trip.

They enjoyed their weekend and returned safely.

Credit To: Max C

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  1. What, are you crazy? I can’t post this, it’s way too scary even for Creepypasta D=

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  2. I am not sure how I feel about this…

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  3. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE!

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  4. Truly the greatest of them all…

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  5. Terrifying in its originality. I won’t be sleeping for a few days.

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  6. In any country, in any city, go to any McDonalds or Burger King you can get yourself into. Once you arrive, head for the counter and ask for someone who calls themselves, “The Keeper of the Spork.” The person at the counter will then politely ask you to leave, or else they’ll call the cops. {:’-(

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    • probably the most scariest past i have read in my life….who needs sleep anyways???

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  7. I laughed so hard that my side literally split. I had to get 30 stitches. Jerk.

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  8. A truly terrifying perspective on what could happen. This altered my entire perspective on life, in fact.

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  9. Kinda surprised this didn’t make the cut. I actually really liked this one. I chuckled at the end.

    Reword it a bit, clear up some errors, and you’re golden. I kind of hope this starts a “creepy situation that ends nicely” meme that starts off fine but gets terribly unfunny later.

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  10. HOLY HELL, THAT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER READ!

    MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAY!!! D:

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  11. I loled so much my mom thought there was something wrong with me

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  12. I didn’t plan on sleeping anyway…

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  13. I liked the part where everyone died from demons.

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    • I wish that’s what happened… Or, at least something scary…

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  14. Scariest creepypasta ever

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  15. This is the most hilarious pasta ever.

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  16. THIS IS NOT SCARY! Sarcasm alert: Some dorks in a cabin, oooo I’m sooo scared.

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  17. Im sooo confused >.<

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  18. Darn it, there goes this week’s sleep for me! D:

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  19. I am scared as hell…

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  20. …. They come back. GENIUS!

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  21. How do i read this story?

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  22. Who needs sleep anyway.

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  23. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………(smake) HOW THE HECK IS THIS SCARY THIS IS FRICKING BORING.

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    • (you do realize that this is a parrodypasta, like a joke.)

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  24. THEN WHO WAS UNCLE???
    Ah f-ck it. Nevermind.

    Seriously though a group of college spring breakers still alive is the most terrifying thing I can think of. At least when the dumb jock dies in the horror movies you’re reassured with the knowledge that he will be unable to reproduce.

    THESE ONES CAN REPRODUCE!

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  25. What in the world did i just read….

    I cant decide whether its the stupidest creepypasta or the best creepypasta…

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