DERPNOTE: This was upvoted enough that it’s eligible for the main site, and with good reason, too. It will be part of the April 1 2013 mass parodypasta-posting. Not sure why I passed over it for this purpose before, but thanks, guys!
A few years ago, a group of college kinds were getting ready for spring break. One informed the rest that his uncle who owns a cabin in the woods would be gone for the weekend, and gave them permission to use it as they wish.
Though one or two weren’t interested to stay in a run down old cabin for a weekend, they reluctantly agreed and took the trip.
They enjoyed their weekend and returned safely.
Credit To: Max C