DERPNOTE: This was upvoted enough that it’s eligible for the main site, and with good reason, too. It will be part of the April 1 2013 mass parodypasta-posting. Not sure why I passed over it for this purpose before, but thanks, guys!
A few years ago, a group of college kinds were getting ready for spring break. One informed the rest that his uncle who owns a cabin in the woods would be gone for the weekend, and gave them permission to use it as they wish.
Though one or two weren’t interested to stay in a run down old cabin for a weekend, they reluctantly agreed and took the trip.
They enjoyed their weekend and returned safely.
Credit To: Max C
The Vacation,
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September 11, 2012 at 9:22 am
What, are you crazy? I can’t post this, it’s way too scary even for Creepypasta D=
September 11, 2012 at 4:19 pm
I am not sure how I feel about this…
September 11, 2012 at 6:39 pm
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE!
September 11, 2012 at 7:37 pm
Truly the greatest of them all…
September 11, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Terrifying in its originality. I won’t be sleeping for a few days.
September 12, 2012 at 5:01 pm
In any country, in any city, go to any McDonalds or Burger King you can get yourself into. Once you arrive, head for the counter and ask for someone who calls themselves, “The Keeper of the Spork.” The person at the counter will then politely ask you to leave, or else they’ll call the cops. {:’-(
September 16, 2012 at 6:55 am
I laughed so hard that my side literally split. I had to get 30 stitches. Jerk.
September 28, 2012 at 5:26 am
A truly terrifying perspective on what could happen. This altered my entire perspective on life, in fact.
September 30, 2012 at 1:09 am
Kinda surprised this didn’t make the cut. I actually really liked this one. I chuckled at the end.
Reword it a bit, clear up some errors, and you’re golden. I kind of hope this starts a “creepy situation that ends nicely” meme that starts off fine but gets terribly unfunny later.
January 23, 2013 at 8:31 pm
HOLY HELL, THAT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I’VE EVER READ!
MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAY!!! D:
January 25, 2013 at 12:25 am
I loled so much my mom thought there was something wrong with me
February 22, 2013 at 4:06 pm
I didn’t plan on sleeping anyway…
March 7, 2013 at 2:07 am
I liked the part where everyone died from demons.
March 29, 2013 at 5:23 pm
Scariest creepypasta ever
April 6, 2013 at 3:33 pm
This is the most hilarious pasta ever.
April 11, 2013 at 1:05 am
THIS IS NOT SCARY! Sarcasm alert: Some dorks in a cabin, oooo I’m sooo scared.
April 13, 2013 at 8:37 pm
Im sooo confused >.<
May 7, 2013 at 2:10 pm
Darn it, there goes this week’s sleep for me! D:
May 7, 2013 at 2:11 pm
I am scared as hell…
May 18, 2013 at 5:47 pm
…. They come back. GENIUS!