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the whisper of HIM

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WARNING: if you are not willing to risk your life then by gods sake stop reading now. First of all i am scared so scared right now. It all started on decemeber 21st 2012. I thought that day was going to be an ordinary day despite all of the end of the world crap but by god i was wrong.It wasn’t the end of the world No, it was something worse that happened. The started like a regular day went to work came home. Then that evening I invited  my friends over to mess around. Jeff told me hey have you ever heard of the myth of Zeiden? I responded no what is that? He responded saying it was  supposed ghost that would haunt and feed off your fear. I told him it was bullcrap. And said it sounded like the BEN CREEPYPASTA. he insisted it was true. He told me if i didnt believe in him then we would go perform the ritual to summon the being. This is the momment i regret. We went out into the woods and we started to perform the ritual to summon this ghost. Jeff then started chanting OO AH NAH! OO AH NAH! then saying by the demonic lord of zeiden i summon you to prove to us mortals that you live on striving on mortals. I then began to laugh and said he sounded retarded. Then he said fine lets just go home. We slipt up and went home. That night when i was in bed i had a nightmare of something i didnt know wehat it was it took my family and beat them then it raped my mother. and whipped them till they died in pain. I was screaming in the dream i was tied up my eyelids ripped so i had to watch. I then woke up in a fright sweating and then felt something wet in my bed i turned on the light and saw something horrible a pool of blood. And i then put my hand up to my nose and relazied i had a bloddy nose. I went down stairs and wiped my nose. I knew from then that i could not go back to sleep becasue of the horrible bloddy nightmare. I went over to watch TV when i heard my burglar alarm go off i grabbed a baseball bat and ran outside when i got out there i saw something horrible. A goat head in my driveway. I screamed at the top of my lungs. The I yelled whoever did this i am calling the cops! I knew i couldn’t because the cops would’nt believe my story and would believe i put the goat head there. So i went inside. I called jeff and told him what happened he told me something more disturbing. He got a call from the police saying that his mother and father where brutally killed and written in blood on the mirror was Zeiden.I was then scared for my life i called the cops and told them everything. I ran outside to get the goat head. I looked it was gone no blood no nothing and worst of all no evidence. The police came and said i was suffering from paranoia because of what happened to my friend. that night i was too scared to go to bed i eventually feel asleep but was plagued with the same nightmare. Except this time i woke up to the phone ringing i answered it and got the worst news of my life. My entire family dead my mother father sister and cousins and uncles and aunts. There was evidence found at the crime scene. Written in blood on the mirror it said ZEIDEN, HAS MURDERED ALL BELIEVE IN ME NOW OR SUFFER THE SAME. I was crying and screamed i Believe by god i  believe! that’s when i deiced i must post this! It was late in the night when i awoke to my TV turning on it started changing channels by itself then i screamed I BELIEVE I BELIEVE PLEASE PLEASE GO AWAY. the screen went black. I heard chanting it was saying POST IT POST IT NOW! SO ZEIDEN CAN BE HERE THERE AND EVERYWHERE HEHEHEHE. I screamed NO DEMON I WILL NOT LET OTHERS BE PLAGUED AS I AM!!! IT laughed. then i blacked out. When i awoke i was at my computer screen . Then  i looked at the screen and the pasta section was up for me to type i felt i had no choice i typed this all. i am very sorry for this so sorry it made me and if you read this far by god be careful.

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13 Comments

  1. I half-considered a new variation category: “Please, please, please be a troll” – just for you!

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  2. Y’know, I wonder why you thought the cops would think you put the goat head there? What shenanigans have we been up to young sir/ma’am? Could it be that, gasp, the narrator is Zeiden?! Yes, it all makes sense now! And his best friend is Jeff the Killer!

    Zeiden is jealous of his much more famous brother Zalgo, and decided to have a go at making a name for himself! Unfortunately (or rather fortunately for us) Zeiden has not mastered English grammar. Or spelling. Or maybe bloddy noses are a thing in Zeiden land.

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  3. “he sounded retarded”

    Yeah, he’s not the only one.

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  4. Well, I liked that the author at least apologized for posting this. And Zeiden, next time you might want to choose an unwilling vassal that can write properly. You’ll reach a wider audience than the literary masochists that roam this site. Just sayin’.

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  5. Literary masochists. I love it!

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  6. ”by derpbutt” You think someone who misuses grammar too much its funny, would make other people think you are derpbutt? You deserve to be killed for fraud.

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    • …I didn’t foresee this element of the layout causing so much confusion. I’ll have to see if I can change it.

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  7. Hey guys, what’s up?

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  8. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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  9. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO.

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  10. I quit on the first word since this is so bad.
    A one-year old can write better then this.

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  11. What? WHAT? I can’t read this. I’ve had enough.

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  12. When he said there was something wet in his bed, I thought it was pee. When he said it was blood, I thought it was… Something other than pee.

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