You wake up on November 5th by a little knocking sound… And say why is someone knocking at..,1:00 am!!?? And you decide it is you’re imagination,when you wake up you see a note. Saying “Answer It! Open Up!!” on the back it says in red… “Or else…” your blood all the sudden freezes! You Call 911.. When the arive you tell them and give them the note they say no doors were opened or knocked on in the past 19 hours even though the knock was 5 hours ago… You think it was a dream but you have a “Dream Note”? They give you 230 dollars to go stay at a nice hotel for a couple days t’ill the investigation is over
November 8th…
Your staying in a nice hotel and its almost midnight.. You wake up at 1 am and hear a Knock…Knock…Knock… Then it starts speeding up Knock..Knock..Knock..Knock!! Then Knock.Knock Knock.Knock.Knock!! Then you hear a Bam Bam!!! And then you relize that your brother is there! You open the door fast and let him in! You see they have a knife in there leg but then you hear a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!! D: you
relize you never locked your door.. TO BE CONTINUED
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February 12, 2013 at 2:29 am
What.
Seriously, what is this? Do you guys think you’re funny, submitting stuff like this? Do you think it’s hilarious to waste derpbutt’s time like this? Do you know he has something like 2000 submissions to sort through? And you thought “Hahaha, so funny I’ll just submit some parody crap that isn’t even funny, I am such a genius!” Because you aren’t funny. You aren’t cute. You are annoying. And that is putting it nicely.
And if this wasn’t your thought process, if this was a serious submission, I don’t know what to say to that. Because that’s just depressing if this was serious.
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February 12, 2013 at 3:53 am
Yes, it’s true, the police have ways of telling if someone has knocked or opened your door. They also know the last time you watched TV by smelling your remote and what the last thing you ate was by looking at your tongue.
Idiot.
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February 12, 2013 at 1:00 pm
Da fuk did I read!
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February 22, 2013 at 2:48 pm
1. How can the police know when people knock on doors?
2. The last 19 hours? Since the knocking was at 1:00, and it was 5 hours ago, at that point it was 6:00. So what you’re saying is that since 11:00 in the morning?
3. A couple of days in a nice hotel for 230 dollars? Umm, no.
4. Why would your brother kill you?
5. How could he still be knocking on the door even though he was in your room?
4 words: Not sure if troll.
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March 9, 2013 at 1:59 am
….And this is why some people don’t deserve to have computers.
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April 16, 2013 at 1:32 pm
Why… Why does this guy have a computer?
Life, why you do this? D:
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April 16, 2013 at 6:15 pm
“They give you 230 dollars to go stay at a nice hotel for a couple days”
230 dollars isn’t enought, for a nice hotel.
A motel, shure… But not an hotel.
And cut your hands off!
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June 5, 2013 at 9:35 am
Dreadful.
It was nearly midnight then the knocking started at 1am. Why was your brother at the hotel? How would the police know who knocked on your door? Are you trying to be funny? Why are you such an arse?
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