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UNDEAD BABY

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there was a baby born from hell and when he came to earth he was dead and anyone who went near him would faint tell there 99 years old and when there was a another baby in site he would trap them and kill the parents and when he found jeff the killer he would kill him and take his knife and then stick the knife in the baby an if there was a molehog in site he would sufercate and die and the mole will die and then the mole will come back to life and turn into the UNDEAD BABY and IT NEVER WILL STOP “NEVER”

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18 Comments

  1. This pasta would make a great argument for pro choice advocates . . . in more ways than one.

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  2. You know, sometimes I wonder how Derpbutt manages to hold his sanity together after hours upon hours of going through stuff like this. His mental fortitude must be unbreakable at this point.

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  3. Pretty Sure Is Troll.

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  4. What the actual fuck?

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  5. A molehog? Is that something thought up by a mad scientist?

    Scientist: Yes! After years of construction I have created the perfect creature! A molehog!

    Assistant: What do you plan to do with it?

    Scientist: I will unleash on Jeff the Killer! It will kill the clichéd, overused idiot!

    Assistant: How do you think that it would kill him?

    Scientist: I have no idea! Don’t question me!

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    • The comments are always funnier than the trolls themselves, so they don’t even succeed there… It’s kind of sad.

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  6. Horrible. Not even worth the five seconds it took me to read this. If you want to improve, I suggest you go back to 2nd or 3rd grade, because this is the equivalent of a kindergartners attempt at ‘scary’.

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  7. Terrible just terrible does anyone agree with me

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    • If had read the other comments you would have found that you didn’t need to ask that question.

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    • That confirms it. You are (unfortunately) going to be just like Cupcakecat.

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      • Is it possible that anyone can be that irritating?

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  8. Wow, what a masterpiece. This must’ve taken you hours to complete. You’re a pretty shit troll aren’t you?

    1/10 and a downvote for this effortless attempt at trolling.

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  9. ” UNDEAD BABY IT WILL NEVER STOP “NEVER

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  10. Um… Okay then.

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  11. There are 5 types of “what”s in the world:
    What-Normal
    Wat-just… Wat.
    Wut-derp what
    Wot-brittish what
    And then the worst of them all
    Wert- “i cant even” type shit

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