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September 21, 2012 at 2:04 am
can we get some “what” and “needs more scary sauce” on this stat!
your pasta is bad and you should feel bad, and please don’t continue
March 16, 2013 at 8:51 pm
You mean “please don’t countuine*”.We need to figure out if this is even pasta before we suggest adding any scary sauce.
September 21, 2012 at 2:29 am
Was this written by MS? MS was the author of Mouse House and Mouse House 2.
September 23, 2012 at 6:53 am
Stop with the Pokemon fanfiction, please.
September 25, 2012 at 5:44 am
No, this does not need to be “countuined”…
September 28, 2012 at 6:59 am
Please be trolling, please be trolling…
October 20, 2012 at 11:57 am
WTF? It didn’t even make sense! THIS BETTER BE A TROLL.
December 6, 2012 at 3:35 am
This is NOT SCARY.
This is BAD POKEMON FANFICTION.
This should NOT HAVE BEEN SUBMITTED TO CREEPYPASTA WIKI. MAYBE SOME KIND OF POKEMON FANFIC SITE, BUT NOT HERE.
February 21, 2013 at 11:56 pm
To be continued…
Nope. Part Two – CANCELLED.
February 23, 2013 at 9:32 pm
OH SHIT! IT WASN’T A DUNGEON, IT WAS A FUCKING COTTAGE! HOLYYYY FUFCKCKCKC THAT WAS A TWIST.
March 5, 2013 at 3:27 pm
Did I just read a Troll? PLEASE For THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME THAT WAS A TROLL.
March 17, 2013 at 1:06 pm
This gives me the same feeling of if someone I’m not familiar with suddenly rushes up to me, slaps me in the face, and quickly whispers “See you soon”, and dashes off all in half a second. This is exactly how this makes me feel.
March 27, 2013 at 12:23 am
Umm, obvious troll is obvious?
But seriously, you people really need to stop wasting derpbutt’s time by posting stories like this!
D:
April 2, 2013 at 5:56 am
shotgunfish fix your name! you left out the ‘T’.
April 6, 2013 at 1:17 pm
This pasta looks like you took a tiny bit out from some other pasta or from another written work of yours,and lazily labeled it as “A New Pasta”. This isn’t even scary to begin with. Author,what was you thinking?
May 10, 2013 at 2:02 pm
Can’t even be bothered to title this lump of crap, huh? Seriously, this is what toilets are for. Use them.