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October 28, 2012 at 11:44 pm
This goes beyond "You didn’t even try at all" There is only one story this short that is even remotely scary:
"The last man on earth sat in a room, there was a knock on the door"
You deserve -10 stars, and for each negative star you deserve a bullet through your skull
October 29, 2012 at 2:21 am
derp.
October 29, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Derpbutt, I don’t even know why you bother with these. It’s obvious shit like this isn’t even worthy to be read, the author didn’t even bother making a title! Just throw these stories out, don’t bother posting them anywhere because you have so much more important things to do than deal with shit like this on top of everything else.
October 29, 2012 at 4:36 pm
You didn’t even attempt giving the story a name.
October 30, 2012 at 4:13 am
What? No "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!"?
October 30, 2012 at 2:33 pm
… Go kill yourself!
November 1, 2012 at 12:17 am
Dafuq are your smoking?
November 8, 2012 at 6:18 pm
This was honestly so stupid that it made my day.
November 10, 2012 at 5:57 am
How does this have 33 votes cast and it’s still at 2.9 stars? You can’t tell me anyone gave this more than 1 star. If you gave this more than 1 star you are worse than the "author" of this crap.
December 4, 2012 at 6:14 am
Wild MONSTER appeared!
(Sorry, couldn’t help but make that reference)
December 4, 2012 at 4:55 pm
@The Operator Go MAGIKARP!
MAGIKARP used FISSURE!
wild MONSTER was obliterated!
*ding ding-ding-ding dingdingdingdiiing-dingdingding*