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Vito The Killer

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3 years ago Jeff struck again leaving a couple dead, the only survivor was a 11 year old child by the name of Vito Micallef. Vito was a fan off Jeff because he loved horror but when the incident happened he truly despised Jeff. he was traumatized by Jeff’s face and could not forget it so he took a lighter burned his eylids off and carved a small smile into his cheeks he took his katana and left a note for Jeff:
Jeff you remember that boy you let live its me and i’m coming for you one day you will wake up and i will thrust a katana through your stomach and one through your eye at the same time and the last words you will hear will be GO
TO SLEEP JEFF

Signed Vito the killer
Credit To – me

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  1. Enough people! This is getting past the point of ridiculous. These stupid Jeff the Killer story spin offs are not cute, they’re not funny, they’re not even entertaining. They’re just stupid.

    Derpbutt must be infinitely more patient than I am. I would be deleting these as soon as I say they had anything to do with Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, Vito the Killer or some_random_name_06 the killer.

    I can’t imagine, even for a second, that anyone submitting this crap thinks it’s any good so you’re intentionally wasting derp’s time. Start trashing these and maybe they’ll stop submitting them.

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    • “Don’t you dare say bad things about my TOTALLY tubular Jeff story!
      My bros like them! They say it’s EXCELLENT!”

      Somehow, it’s the least that I can imagine how the submitters of those shitty pastas are thinking…

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  2. If you’re just planning on stabbing the guy, there are better blades to use than a katana. More importantly, though, Jeff the Killer’s back story wasn’t good. Why do you and so many others feel the need to add your own crap to the massive pile already there?

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  3. Wait… so, Vito was traumatized by Jeff’s face, so he decided to do the same thing to his own? LOGIC

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  4. How’s Jeff gonna see the note? It’s not like he’s coming back. Also, I’m not very well versed in swords, but I thought a katana was made for slashing, not stabbing.

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    • I am well versed in swords, and katanas CAN be used for slashing, but they’re really more for chopping bones apart.

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      • So basically what Yossarian just said.

        They’re normally used in a diagonal motion entering the neck and exiting from the armpit on the other side.

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  5. So the kid was a fan of Jeff because he “loved horror”?
    That is pretty fucked up, since Jeff is real in his reality.

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  6. This is plagiarized from Jane the killer. Exact same story.

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    • I know it’s sooooo disappointing. Jane the Killer is amazing and like cool.

      Idiot.

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  7. wait, why is he a fan of a real life serial killer?in the context of this story, he likes someone who murdered his parents and a child? what a sick bastard.

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  8. hi i love it it was hard to find i rated it 10 stars like you asked vito

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    • Idiotic little bitch.

      Go to….school and learn to facking write!

      This story isn’t even worth the one star I gave it, let alone 10!

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