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Vivid Dreams

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One night, I woke up way too early. I turned off my alarm, knowing I wouldn’t be able to function the next day.

Around 6am(an hour after my alarm was supposed to go off) I was mid dream.

Not a normal dream but an episode of sleep paralysis.

I was laying on my old childhood bed, but at the same time I knew I wasn’t. The sheets weren’t the green and white sheets I had as a child, they were the purple floral ones I have now.

I was laying with my eyes open, and I could see my current bedroom. I also saw my childhood bedroom.

As I was laying there, I felt two arms wrap around me and heard loud breathing in my ear.

I felt the weight of someone holding me, and all I heard was a weird voice saying “I’ll plaster you”

It was an odd statement, I don’t understand it. I was laying, petrified. I couldn’t move, I couldn’t scream.

A few months prior, I had a similar episode. This time, I could see my clock and my window. I was paralyzed, I couldn’t speak and I could see a weird shape watching me from the window.

In both instances, I tried screaming for help. Both times lasted about 10 minutes.

Both times involved a ‘someone’.

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7 Comments

  1. Guten Morgen! Sigmund Freud again. Hmmmmmm, sleep paralysis and getting plastered.

    Diagnosis: Hangover.

    That’ll be 50 euros.

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  2. What.

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  3. Honey, we are not your dream dictionary. If you are worried about strange dreams, go to a doctor, not Creepypasta.

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  4. I love this: “Both times involved a ‘someone.’”

    It’ s just so vague and ridiculous that I can’t help but want to use it.

    One time I walked out to my car from the store late at night. The parking lot lights were dim and I could have sworn the vague shape of a person was standing in the middle of the lot, watching every move I made. And one time I bought a pokemon game at GameStop while there was another person in the store.

    Both times involved a “someone.”

    (Insert scare chord here!)

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    • Dude, I woke up one morning to find my family members had all been replaced by “someones” during the night. I avoided them as much as possible and made a panicked dash for the mall where I worked, only to see the place was fucking swarming with the things. Ever since, I’ve been living under their constant scrutiny, and I can tell they’re just waiting for me to make one little mistake, one careless assumption. That, I’m almost sure, is when they’ll pounce.

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  5. “I’ll plaster you.”

    I haven’t heard anyone say that since I was in the 3rd grade and that was over 30 years ago.

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    • It’s an odd term anyway.

      I always thought someone was going to make me a part of a wall or something…

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